I want to know who is writing headlines in this town. No, really..it’s getting out of hand with stupidity. For instance, “Westwood Shooting Victim Taken To Hospital”. Well, where do you suppose we take them, BW3′s? While they might enjoy a tasty cardboard container of wings, that’s probably not on their mind after they got shot. Furthermore, why is a shooting in Westwood news anyways? Even better, in the story of a woman shot in Colerain you’ll find this line, “The woman fired off two shots and then fled in a car,”. It’s 2008, I can assume she didn’t flee on horseback. Unless you have some sort of description of “car” this isn’t helpful information. There’s a lot of people with cars, but not many people fleeing on speckled ponies. You get what I’m saying.
Oh, just by the way, Mt. Adams wants YOU! to help solve their parking dilemma. My solution is to avoid Mt. Adams. Perhaps these people should decrease their level of pretension and spend their $500,000 on a house that has a garage, or at least a driveway. By the way, $500,000 is the low end of the no parking housing in Mt. Adams. Again, the real solution is just to avoid Mt. Adams.
And finally, ridiculous news unrelated to Cincinnati. Pacman Jones no longer wants to be known as “Pacman”. Apparently there’s some “bad stuff” associated with his nickname. He won’t sign autographs as “Pacman” and would prefer to be called Adam or “Mr. Jones”. Seriously? This guy is 24, I won’t be referring to him as Mr. anything…well, maybe Mr. Pacman. Look NFL Diddy, you can change your name a hundred times and you’ll STILL be the same person, and we’ll STILL make fun of you.