This Is Getting Out Of Hand

Sun delays, onion delays, watermelon delays and today, hot dog delays. I’m not joking, a hot dog delay. So there I am this morning, tooling down the highway, on my way to school and I come around a bend in the highway and all I see is breaklights and cars swerving every which way and I’m looking for an accident in the middle lane that I need to avoid but no, what do I see? People on the other side of a bridge driving down the grass to get to the street below, people driving down and entrance ramp to the highway because the highway has been shut down. I gave up being early for school at this point. Then I decided to follow the crowd, I got over into the shoulder, slammed the car into reverse and drove backwards about a fourth of a mile to the exit ramp and started driving through Kentucky as if I had a clue where I was going. When I left school 3 hours later, the highway was still shut down and it smelled like dead animals, so when I arrived home I checked out the local news to find that a semi truck full of rotten hot dogs had overturned. Now, while I do see the humor here I really think that all this food on the highway recently is really getting out of control. That being said, I do agree with the person who was quoted by local news as saying, “It looked like hot dogs, but the stench was enough to make you physically ill.” It was truely vomitous.

And the hits just keep on coming for Michael Vick, who tested positive for the marijuana. I suppose that’s just part of his culture too.

Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense, Sports on September 26th, 2007