One Stray Pea

Now for a story that really sucks. I was reminded of this during the maid of honor’s speech at a wedding where a rather incriminating story about me was brought up, involving me convincing the bride (as a young child) to stick her hand in a dogs mouth and promising it wouldn’t bite her (it did). Then a repressed memory of said dog surfaced in my mind.

When I was about 10 or 11 we were at a cook out at a family friends house. They had a german shepherd who no doubt outweighed me by 50 pounds. I’m a little girl ok?! So anyways, one of us kids managed to anger the dog and he takes of chasing us. Unfortunately, I was the youngest, had the shortest legs, and was subsequently the slowest gazelle in the pack. Guess who got bit in the butt?

Filed under: Childhood, Nonsense on June 17th, 2007