So Lindsay Lohan is 21 today, finally legal to drink, too bad she’s been doing that for at least 3 years now. Congratulations Linds, you’re finally legal to drink and you’ve already been through rehab twice. TWICE. There’s no telling how long she’s been snorting lines of blow off a toilet seat either.
Sometimes when people go to rehab or join AA we think, “Good for them, getting their life together,”. When Lindsay goes to rehab we think, “Again? Is she even old enough to drink yet?”. Rehab, twice in 1 year, and all they do is pen her up for about a week, then let her bike around on the beach with her posse of idiots, and then 30 days later set her free to go hang out with Rumer Willis, who smokes pot and chews on condoms by the way. Oh, but she’s going to do the extended outpatient program, which means that she is free to go drink and then she can go to her meetings and say, “I’m trying to stop! See everyone, I go to meetings! See Judge, I’m trying to be responsible! Please have pity on me and don’t put me in jail, I really don’t want to be EXACTLY like Paris”.
Responsible is not having a drug and alcohol problem before you’re legal to drink. Responsible is having millions of dollars and calling a cab. Responsible is not patterning your life after Paris Hilton. I’ll even go as far to say this, responsible is going to rehab to improve yourself, not put on a show for everyone around you. We’re not impressed Lindsay (Britney, Nicole Richie, etc etc), we’re just laughing at your expense.
Shall we start the betting for how long it will be before she falls of the wagon (again)?
Her 18th birthday was a bigger milestone for some of us