Police in New York are looking for their bag of the week. Some mugger was caught on camera punching a 101 year old woman in the face and then snatching her purse and then punched her again, knocking her and her walker over. All for $33. Then he punched an 85 year old woman in the face and snatched her purse for an undisclosed amount of money. If I had to guess, I’d estimate she probably had about $11.63 in the purse. What kind of person is running around punching very elderly women in the face? A cowardly mugger, that’s who. You’re telling me the only person you’re strong enough to steal from is an elderly woman with a walker? Dear mugger, you’re totally lame, I wish that woman had smacked you with her walker. Maybe next time the old lady will smack him and one of those tennis balls on her walker will fly off and get stuck in his ear.
AGAIN! With the Middletown. A man has been acquitted of molesting his child and giving it an STD. Huh? Apparently there’s a messy divorce going on, and what better way to retaliate against your estranged spouse than accuse him of homosexuality, child molestation and passing on your STD’s. Who needs to pass on the family seed when you can pass on gonorrhea? The wife is being criticized for waiting for 2 years to say anything, while she claims she didn’t wait but has been crying about it for two years and no one would listen. I think this guy is just attracted to crazy, his previous wife is in prison for setting fire to their home and killing their infant son inside. Way to go Middletown, you’re a crazy magnet!
Finally, a Hamilton County elected official I can embrace. Coroner Odell Owens has not only been outspoken about the need to stop violence in this town, he says the things that other people are thinking. Friday night there was a suburban shoot out with police in my hood of West Chester. After a passenger shot an officer during a traffic stop a police chase ensued and ended in a car wreck (so anti-climactic, they all end that way), this passenger runs from the car, shoots at police again (shooting ANOTHER officer). THEN he apparently ripped his shirt like Superman and proceeded to shoot himself in the head. He had 2 other clips of ammunition in his pockets. Odell says, “you don’t walk around with guns and ammo unless you’ve ripped someone off, you’re going to rip someone off, or you’re living in some fantasy land.�? Awesome, it’s like my quote of the week. Oh, and sadly I have predictions here. Since 2 officers were shot, even though the person who actually shot them is dead, one of the other arrested suspects are going to go down for this crime. They should start thinking about a plea….
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on March 13th, 2007
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