NFL Wild Card Weekend: My Predictions

 Washington Redskins vs. Seattle Seahawks
I actually think this could be a pretty even match. I think the real story is that Mike Holmgren was a quarterback at some point in his life. Yo, chief. So here’s the deal, the Redskins, who barely slid into the playoffs, are flying across the country to play at Qwest Field. Seattle’s greatest defense is the time difference and the noise factor. I pick Seattle, by 7 or less.

 Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
All the whining in the world won’t improve the turf at Heinz Field, Fred Taylor. How about you just run the ball, ok? The Steelers are banged up, and supposedly are looking to strengthen their offensive line. That’s good guys, because that fat kid from Findlay has been on the run all season because your line is terrible. Jacksonville can pick apart the holes. This will also be an interesting game, and I hope..er, I mean pick the Jags by 10.

 New York Giants vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
If the Giants bring Eli to Tampa and leave Ellie at home, things will look good for them. However, Tampa Bay lost to the 49’ers. That’s pathetic. Let’s face it, the Giants almost beat the Patriots, that’s more than enough to beat the Buccaneers. Where did they even come from this season? I’m tired of the NFC South anyways (translation, “you don’t really think I’m going to start picking against Eli NOW do you?�?). Go Giants, by 10.

 Tennessee Titans vs. San Diego Chargers
I’m so glad that the Titans held on to beat Indy’s 3^rd string, which was enough to keep Cleveland out of the playoffs. That’s the most exciting thing the Titans will do concerning the post-season. I feel a blow out coming on. Even the Titans admit they can’t stop L.T. I vote for Chargers, by like 21…no matter how terrible Philip Rivers is.