Yeah, Chris Henry is no longer suspended…again. Joy.
Tennessee Titans vs. Baltimore Ravens
I’m not sure how it’s possible, but the Ravens are looking marginally good this season. Perhaps it’s not that they look good as much as the teams they have played look that bad. Regardless, I think the Titans can take them this week by 7.
San Diego Chargers vs. Miami Dolphins
This game is a joke right? I mean, I know that the Dolphins managed to beat New England, but..New England is an overrated team full of old men. A one man team of Ronnie Brown won’t be able to match a two man team of LT and Phil Rivers. Face it, we’re going to have to see another Rivers win….Chargers by 21.
Washington Redskins vs. Philadelphia Eagles
Let’s map this out..Eagles lost to the Cowboys who lost to the Redskins. However, the Redskins are a little inconsistent, have a new coach, and well..I just don’t like the Redskins. I hate the Eagles even more though, and I don’t want to hear about how fantastic McNabb thinks he is. But let’s be realistic..the Eagles won’t lose this one at home. Eagles by 10.
Seattle Seahawks vs. New York Giants
Plaxico is still suspended for the second of his two week suspension. It’s ok Eli, you won’t need him. Seattle is still beat up..as they have been all season and Seattle is part of the worst division in football (next to the AFC North perhaps). Eli and friends will have no troubles this week…by 14.
Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans
The Colts are having a rough year, but this will be a nice, relaxing week for them to find their groove. How Peyton got his groove back? He played the terrible Texans. The Texans have forgotten their fantastic start of last season and decided to resort to their typical terrible. Colts by 20.
Kansas City Chiefs vs. Carolina Panthers
I don’t even know what is going on in football this season, especially with the Chiefs winning last week. This is a game I wouldn’t waste my time watching..not even if I was a fan of either of these teams. It’s a flip a coin type prediction that leaves the Chiefs as heads and Panthers as tails. I choose heads…by 3.
Atlanta Falcons vs. Green Bay Packers
After years of standing in Brett’s shadow, Aaron Rogers is a game time decision? He won’t miss the opportunity to show that he deserves to be leading the team. Meanwhile, is Matt Ryan the new magical unicorn? I’m picking the Packers, but only by 3 and only because they are at home.
Chicago Bears vs. Detroit Lions
A division game that the Bears can win! Kyle Orton will be so excited to look semi-talented for a week. Calm down Kyle, it’s the Lions making you look good..not you. Oh the Lions, the only team worse than the Bengals…maybe. Bears by 14.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Denver Broncos
The Buccaneers will not win this week. The Broncos should be ASHAMED of what happened last week and Mike..or as I refer to him as “Leprechaun” probably beat them all week. With sticks and four leaf clovers. Broncos by 10.
Buffalo Bills vs. Arizona Cardinals
Ugh. Do the Bills have the easiest schedule in the NFL this year? I am so tired of them winning…it hurts, it really does. I’m tired of hearing about how awesome they are. It’s the Bills for pity’s sake! They won’t be going to the Super Bowl, but they will be winning this game. By 21.
New England Patriots vs. San Francisco 49′ers
Here’s a game that New England needs to help get back on their feet. Matt Cassel will be able to have some real practice against a team that hasn’t deserved to win a game in like 5 years. Even traveling to the west coast won’t bother the Patriots..when they win by 10. Bill, try to leave the sleeves on your sweatshirt this week.
Cincinnati Bengals vs. Dallas Cowboys
Chris Henry is back, but will it make a difference? Nope. Sorry boys…this hurts my heart greatly..but Antonio and T.O. will not lose two weeks in a row. However, Cincinnati seems content to lose 16 weeks in a row. I can’t believe I’m picking the Cowboys by I am…by 17.
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Jacksonville Jaguars
Rematch of last year, let’s hope for the same results. The Jaguars can eat through Pittsburgh’s embarrassingly bad offensive line. I wish the Steelers were at home so I could hear them get boo’ed again this week. The worst thing about this game will be John Madden’s constant sympathy for that fat kid from Findlay. Jags by 10.
Minnesota Vikings vs. New Orleans Saints
How did either of these teams earn a spot on Monday night? This is a game I’d not watch if other football were going to be on, I have to be honest. The Vikings are having a terrible year and I think New Orleans will be happy to capitalize on their dismalness. Nope, it wasn’t a word until I typed it. Saints by 10.