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Minnesota Vikings vs. Green Bay Packers *NFC North Match-Up*

The Adrian Peterson show goes on the road to Green Bay this week. However, will the Vikings defense be able to contain the Fav-Ray show? Probably not. The Packers are taking over the NFC North. I think Brett Farve should consider quitting while he’s ahead though. Retiring might be a good idea, let us remember you pretty, Brett. Packers by 10.

 Denver Broncos vs. Kansas City Chiefs *AFC West Match-Up*

After being punched in the face by Detriot last week, Jay Cutler says that the Broncos are in “panic mode�?. Well, considering that their best defense is playing at Mile High where no one can breathe, playing at Arrowhead this week doesn’t bode well for the Broncos. Their second best defense, Larry Johnson will not be playing. Chiefs by 3.

 Buffalo Bills vs. Miami Dolphins *AFC East Match-Up*

Oh look, a delightful match up in the WORST division in the AFC. Let’s ignore the Patriots existence and look at the rest of the AFC East: Bills, Jets and Doll-Fins. All dismal. Again, Buffalo doesn’t even care about Buffalo and Miami forgot that they have a football team. Cam Cameron has also decided to keep Cleo Lemon in the starting QB spot, you know, because he’s working out so well for them. Bills by 14. Joey Porter to throw himself into Niagara Falls after the game.

 St. Louis Rams vs. New Orleans Saints

Another game no one is excited about. Why? Because the Rams are ugly. Miami gets so much press for their “perfect season�? but no one talks about how dismal the Rams look. Well, at least they’ll be well rested after their bye week to lose to the Saints. Drew, Reggie & Friends by 21.

 Cleveland Browns vs. Pittsburgh Steelers *AFC North Match-Up*

I sincerely hope the Browns beat the Steelers all over the field. Last time these two teams met it was ugly. But that when Charlie Frye was in charge and there’s a new sheriff in town. Plus, I love when the Steelers lose at home. It’s sweet justice for all those Steeler female fans who have nothing else to cheer for in their toothless lives. Here goes nothing, Browns by 7.

 Philadelphia Eagles vs. Washington Redskins *NFC East Match-Up*

Here’s an equal match. But the Eagles will go home crying. Why? Because the Redskins defense has the potential to eat Donovan McInjured alive. The Eagles are having a do or die moment apparently, according to the media. Which is contrary to the public belief that they have already died. Redskins by 20.

 Atlanta Falcons vs. Carolina Panthers *NFC South Match-Up*

The Falcons have a chance this week, because the Panthers are once again forced to rely on Old Vinny and some guy you’ve never heard of. Although, the Falcons have to rely on some guy you HAVE heard of, but have heard nothing good about. Oh Joey, will this be your breakout week? Doubtful. I think it’s more likely that Vinny will plow down any hope the Falcons have. Panthers by 14.

 Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Tennessee Titans *AFC South Match-Up*

The Titans already beat the Jags once this season, and now I think we’ll be making that twice. They need a healthy David Garrard to beat the Titans and I have the feeling he will be coming out gimpy, if he even comes out at all. Titans by 14.

 Cincinnati Bengals vs. Baltimore Ravens *AFC North Match-Up*

Ugh with the injuries! I really want some answers as to what is up with the linebackers. Do the Bengals even have any left? Next week Carson Palmer will be QB and middle linebacker. However, the Ravens are looking less than stellar this season, and the Bengals are looking forward to the return of Chris Henry. You can’t double cover everyone. Bengals by 3 and a prayer.

 Detroit Lions vs. Arizona Cardinals

The amazing Kitna takes his show on the road this week. He is 4 wins away from fulfilling his promise to the fans of Detroit, all 12 of them. Really, I think it’s safe to say that Kitna is only 3 wins away, because we all know that the Cardinals might play well but they fall apart in the end. Lions by 10.

 Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Giants *NFC East Match-Up*

I’m still befuddled as to how Dallas qualifies as “east�?. That being said, I wish I had something better to say about my Giants than “they’re going to lose�?..but, they’re going to lose. I’ll still be cheering loud for Eli. Although it might be close, the last time the Cowboys played a team worth the uniforms on their back, they lost. I hope to see Michael Strahan make that Tony Romo eat turf. All. Day. Long. Cowboys by 7.

 Chicago Bears vs. Oakland Raiders

YAY! A game the Bears can win. However, is it really a win if you’re playing the Raiders? Brian Griese is somewhere thanking God that he gets a week of a guaranteed win. The ever-articulate Brian Urlacher will be looking to tackle everyone and then get up and celebrate as if being 3-5 is a reason to jump up and celebrate. Bears by 20.

 Indianapolis Colts vs. San Diego Chargers

Does anyone think the Colts will lose two weeks in a row? No. Not even Norv Turner. Them Chargers ain’t what they used to be. This isn’t to say that they won’t score some points, but it just won’t be enough to beat the Colts. Eli’s brother’s team by 14.

 San Francisco 49’ers vs. Seattle Seahawks *NFC West Match-Up*

Who picked this for Monday night? BOOOORRRR-IIIINNNNNGGGG! This is the weakest division in the NFC, a match up like this has no place on the Monday Night stage. I’m not even sad I won’t be home to watch this one. Alex Smith doesn’t make me smile, I just kind of cringe as he throws the ball. The Seahawks live to disappoint, especially after blowing it against Cleveland last week. I pick Seattle by 17. Because it’s the 49’ers.

Here’s a throwback, Douche bag of the week award! . Zach Thomas, of the Miami Dolphins, is not playing because of “migraines�?? Get an Imitrex and quit crying! They pay you how much to have a “headache�?? I think he’s really just too embarrassed to be a Dolphin, not that I blame him.

Filed under: General on November 10th, 2007