One Stray Pea

You know, because they don’t play. The same goes for the Cowboys. Antonio can finally have that paper cut heal for next week. I also apologize for not posting about the beginning of the Brady Quinn era or most importantly Derrick Anderson’s SHOCK! over being benched. You know, because if my job performance was that bad not only would people die, but I would probably be fired. Be lucky you’re still employed in this economy, Anderson…ingrate.

New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons
This game meant nothing 10 weeks ago. It wasn’t even worth mentioning. However, now that the Falcons have proved they can win games and have put that Joey Herrington/Byron Leftwich mistake behind them, this game is mildly more exciting than brushing my dog. I’m actually picking New Orleans this week and by the way, I’m done predicting scores because I never even bother to look at the score and let’s face it, neither do you.

Tennessee Titans vs. Chicago Bears
Hmmm, let’s see…the Titans are undefeated AND Rexie gets the start. No brainer. After this loss I expect to hear Kyle Orton crying about how he could have played this week. Oh, and to the girl with the “Rexy still sexy” picture…gross. Go Titans!

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Detroit Lions
The Jags must bounce back from their loss to the Bengals. Ouch…that hurt. Meanwhile Detroit is…..typical Detroit. Kitna is out…and that guy who replaced Kitna is out..and they brought in Daunte Culpepper to solve their problems. Yep, I look for Joey Herrington to make a return too. Jags all the way.

Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans
Finally! You know I’ve been waiting all season for this game, darn that Hurricane Ike! Heh, that’s funny. Old Sage is back which means Joe Flacco Superstar will be getting the win this week. Ugh, Baltimore.

Seattle Seahawks vs. Miami Dolphins
With Seneca Wallis at the helm what could go wrong? Everything. Just like the Seahawks season, down the toilet. This game is about as exciting as an episode of OW! My Balls! Go Miami.

Green Bay Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings
Oooo, a division game! Yeah, I’m not real excited either. I kind of thought that the Vikings gave up when they put Gus Frerotte back in. However, the Vikings are at .500. I don’t foresee them being 5-4 after this game. Go Packers!

Buffalo Bills vs. New England Patriots
Patriots all the way. I’m so over the Bills, I’m glad the announcers seem to be getting over them too. Patriots!

St. Louis Rams vs. New York Jets
The Rams looked like they were making a turn around with those amazing two wins, but proving they were just a fluke their record is 2-6. The Jets are…5-3? Further proving this is some sort of football apocalypse. Magical Unicorn for the win!

Carolina Panthers vs. Oakland Raiders
Panthers win. The End. PS – John McCain is a Raiders Fan….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This may or may not be worse than Obama the Steelers fan.

Indianapolis Colts vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
Fat Kid is a game time decision. Which means he’s going to play, but Mike Tomlin is afraid of a freak motorcycle accident or gall bladder attack this afternoon. Meanwhile, the always awesome Peyton will be playing. Which only means one thing, Colts win.

Kansas City Chiefs vs. San Diego Chargers
The Chiefs can’t even get out of their own way! I mean, the Chargers lost to New Orleans in London but we can blame the excessive rain and time change. Chargers all the way.

New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Eagles
Well, here’s a no brainer. I’ve never been shy about my hatred towards Donovan McNabb and his whining. I’ve also not been shy about my love of Eli and his inability to talk. Giants!

San Francisco 49′ers vs. Arizona Cardinals
Do they put the 49′ers on MNF so that we can all laugh at them on the national stage? I mean, they are terrible every year and still get Monday night games? Lame. Kurt Warner..go old! Cardinals FTW!

Filed under: Sports on November 9th, 2008