It’s Too Cold To Blog

I had planned this one for later, but after this past week or so I find it totally appropriate. I hate cold and snow. Cold serves no purpose. Some people say cold serves it’s purpose to kill off all the plants so we can have a break from allergies for a while. I disagree, because spring is going to come anyways, and my allergies will be back, so why are we avoiding the inevitable? Cold makes my joints hurt and it makes me lazy. When it’s 2 degrees outside it’s just too cold to move. Furthermore, it’s insulting! It’s like leaving one cookie in the pack, just so you didn’t eat them all. Just eat the last cookie! There’s no difference between 2 and 0 as far as I am concerned.

What is the deal with snow? Who authorizes this white death? No one asked my permission. Some people think “snow is pretty�?. These people should be committed. Snow is NOT pretty, not at all. It’s white for all of 3 minutes, then out come the cars, plows and peeing dogs and we’re left with brown and yellow slush. It looks like a cloud threw up all over the place, and last time I checked “pretty�? was not a word used to describe vomit. Snow is a nuisance. It makes people drive crazy, it slows the world down, and once you’re out of high school snow days are done.

So today when I look at the 5 inches of snow in my yard I’m not amused, rather annoyed actually. Let’s skip spring, is it summer yet?