One Stray Pea

Ok, I’m sorry that Marcus Fiesel is dead, I really am. However, I am getting tired of the news focusing on how much the Carroll’s have perjured themselves and how many different stories have been told. Let me set it straight for everyone. It doesn’t matter one way or another who tied him up and stuck him in a playpen. IT DOESN’T MATTER. We are dealing with 3 consenting adults, not 3 helmet special morons. They all had the mental wherewith-all to know it was wrong. Anyone older than 5 years old knows it’s wrong to tie someone up and let them die.

Today, after David plead out (which we all saw coming), his mom contradicted his own story and said “Marcus was dead before they left for the family reunion” and when reporters called her out she says, “I wasn’t really paying attention.” Your son is being sentenced to do some serious prison time and you don’t pay attention? I suppose she was thinking about having her next pack of smokes. Then Liz Carroll’s mom, or as I refer to her, that crazy lady! decides that David should have stopped this. This soap opera has just begun folks, stay tuned for the Liz & David Carroll divorce proceedings. Something tells me she might feel betrayed by his choice to plead out, even if it was “for his child.” Yes, the same child who says “dad used to tie me up when I was bad.” My eyes are rolled.

Speaking of soap opera and my predictions, remember when I said vigilante hillbillies with pitchforks would fillet Amy Baker? Well, apparently Amy has called county prosecutors to complain that people are putting signs in her front yard that say, “A Killer Lives Here”. She’s also apparently been suspended from her fantastic job as a waitress as Bob Evans, and I encourage everyone to head to WLWT.com and watch the video “What About Amy Baker?”. It’s hilarious. She answers the door of her mother’s trailer and then slams the door in the reporters face. Then someone yells from the other side “Amy don’t live her, Amy moved!” and the reporter says, “she just answered the door.” The tone is awesome, I’ve watched it like 25 times.

Look Amy, you’re not too smart so I’ll keep this simple. You’ve been implicated in the killing of a child and in the court of public opinion, that’s as good as a conviction. You’re lucky some vigilante redneck hasn’t lynched you yet. Oh, and if you did indeed have something to do with this, as my momma says, “be sure your sins will find you out”, OR as my first grade teacher used to say, “Woe be unto you”. I’d tell you to enjoy living 1984, big brother is always watching, but you didn’t make it passed 9th grade, I’m sure you wouldn’t understand.

Speaking of Amy Baker, I LOVE that David & Liz claim that Amy was the “mastermind”. She had a junior high education! Granted, so did David..but seriously. She “masterminded” the Susan Smith story. She copied an idea used 1994? GENIUS! It didn’t work then….you get the point. Consenting adults or not, there aren’t 5 brain cells in this bunch. Stay tuned for the Lifetime movie.

Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on February 27th, 2007