Indiana

There is one state that I think we should kick out of the union. Mainly because I don’t feel as though it contributes to the greater good of society, but also because it’s home to the WORST drivers I’ve ever encountered. California? No, INDIANA!

I’ve hated Indiana drivers for as long as I’ve lived in Ohio (which is 25 years for those of you who are counting). They’re erratic and inattentive (these probably go hand in hand). I spent a long 6 weeks living in Indiana and I spent a lot of time yelling and shaking my fist angrily. How hard is it to maintain your lane? We’re not even talking about cell phone drivers, this is just how they roll.

Really, what does Indiana have to offer? Aurora? A town that sounds as if it were named after an STD? Indianapolis, where I saw 6 people crammed into a Corolla, flying down the highway (by the way, the 6^th person was sitting on the laps of the 4 people crammed into the backseat). Indy, by the way, is the worst city I’ve ever driven through, especially during rush hour. Or how about the endless fields of corn? That’s why we have Iowa, sorry Indiana, we don’t need your help.

For a state who boasts itself as “The Crossroads of America�?, I think they should take a look around and consider changing to: “Indiana, holding back humanity one cornstalk at a time�?.