I Don’t Know How Rex Ever Made It Into The NFL…

That’s a quote from my dad…I find it delightful.

So I’ve been quite absent from blogging lately due to the arrival of my daughter, Elise, on July 10. A surprise induction really fit in well with my birth plan of “wingin’ it”. She is totally worth going an entire day without eating and being awake for almost 26 hours (no, I was NOT in labor that long, I just didn’t get any sleep the night before).

With the fast approaching football season, I have plenty to blog about today. First, let’s talk about Fav-Ray. Couldn’t he just go out on top of his career and be happy? Seriously, he’s just a pest at this point! Do you think Aaron Rogers is ready to Tonya Harding the old unicorn yet? Personally, I think the Packers should let him go…right to the Bears. Only because it would be fantastic to watch Brett take over for Rex and Kyle, who are the most arrogant quarterbacks in the NFL….and they are both terrible. Speaking of terrible quarterbacks, is J.P. Losman still crying?

Reason # 518 why the Ravens won’t be going to the Super Bowl: They are letting Kyle-bot start in their pre-season opener. This means that they are still giving him a chance to be a quarterback. Kyle’s “experience” earns him this honor. Experience?? Apparently John Harbaugh has never seen Kyle play. He’ll be joining my friend Brian in the unemployment lines before too long…

Eric Mangini hasn’t decided who will be the Jets 2008 starting quarterback. Dear Eric, have you spoken with Favre? I hear he’s probably going to be looking for a new team. He’s really your best option if you plan on winning games this season. Honestly…unsure who will start? Did he forget last season? Why weren’t they spending the off season QB shopping? Reason # 789 the Jets won’t be making a play off birth….

Filed under: General on August 6th, 2008