California Catfights

I won’t lie, I’m not ashamed of this at all, I love me some celebrity gossip. That being said, it’s only appropriate that I sound off on all of this Paris Soap Opera. First Paris is apparently the new OJ and there’s a media circus all over Los Angeles. I’d like to first focus on [...]

A General Rant

I’m just going to rant in general today. I actually started this yesterday but I had too much to say to finish it, so bear with me. While the Liz Carroll judge prefers not to partake in this “cacophony” I choose to partake, it’s my first amendment right.
In local news a jury found Liz Carroll [...]

I’m Confused..

Can someone remind me why the world should be proud of Lindsay Lohan for being “so responsible” and getting help for her drinking problem….she’s not even old enough to drink. Society rewards bad behavior, I should’ve been a bad girl.
Now on to other things I can’t stand. ADULT STUDENTS! Anyone who has ever gone [...]

Wal-Mart, A Rage of Harrison Sized Proportions

Despite protests, town opposition, torches AND pitchforks, Harrison Ohio will be getting it’s own Wal-Mart. While Harrison hates Wal-Mart because it will detract from it’s small town feel, I hate Wal-Mart for a more practical reason. If you’re the largest discount retailer in the galaxy, OPEN A CHECK OUT LANE!!!
It doesn’t matter what time of [...]

The Rage: No, Not a Bad Stephen King Novel Remake, My Life.

Let me preface this posting with this, there are VERY few things in this world that turn me into an anal-retentive psychopath. Type-A personality is not something I’m known for having. To be quite honest, I’m pretty laid back and I don’t take a lot of things seriously. All that being said, I freely admit [...]

“Independent” Married Women

As promised, here is the first installment in my series of things that make me rage. “Independent” married women. Why does this make me rage? Because I hate stupid, that’s why.
Marriage is defined as a unity and mutual action. On the other hand, independence is non-contingent on someone or something else and non-dependent upon another [...]

Frankie Goes To Hollywood, and Teaches Us Important Things

It has come to my attention that some people take life too seriously. I mean, they actually get upset when they can’t control their job, or their friends, or their spouse had the nerve to do something without first being given approval. I mean, these people will even take their Myspace seriously. Um, it’s an [...]

RUN FOR THE HILLS! Or Just Dayton…

Surprise, surprise, surprise: the population of Cincinnati is rapidly decreasing. It’s so bad that it’s shrinking faster than both Detroit (where crime pays) AND New Orleans. WHAT?! Cincinnati can shrink faster than a city that sank? That’s the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in a while.
As someone who recently ran for the suburban hills, let [...]

Arranged Marriage via Myspace?? Jigga NO!

From all the crap in current world news I keep reading about this story: 16 year old girl runs away from home in Michigan to attempt to marry a 20 year old man in Jordan that she met on Myspace.
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Immigrants Boycott…….I use MY First Amendmant rights

Hmm, so illegal aliens are using MY constitutional right to assemble and boycott work and shopping. Guess what spics? You’re ALL FIRED! My favorite part: Benita Olmedo pulled her two children from a San Diego school today to march, she came here in 1986 illegally and she wants her kids to know shes [...]