Fellow Americans, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is McCain didn’t win, the bad news is Obama did. The depressing upside is that we won’t be at war with Russia…and Iran…and Iraq…and Afghanistan in 6 months. I’m puzzled by an America that cries for change and continues to vote [...]
Filed under: Squawk Box on November 5th, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So, I’m a jury target. You think I’m kidding? I’ve been called for jury duty three times in four years in two counties. My husband has fallen victim to my curse, as he received his summons for Grand Jury this week. I cannot wait to call the Butler County sheriff’s department when I go into [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Squawk Box on June 6th, 2008 | No Comments »
Guitar Hero and a pregnant belly don’t mix. You think this is silly? I’m completely serious! Skeletor has grown at LUDICROUS SPEED! these past two weeks and all of the sudden I have to hold the guitar off to the side or else the evil lord of destruction kicks the guitar away from my hands.
I [...]
Filed under: Family, Nonsense, Squawk Box on April 13th, 2008 | No Comments »
You have got to be kidding me. The Hood Salute? 4 men have been arrested for firing guns into the air at the funeral of a local kid. Did I mention that this kid was shot to death? Inappropriate perhaps? The family is very upset, and rightfully so. Who wants to [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, News From All Over, Squawk Box on January 11th, 2008 | No Comments »
JP Losman more than hinted during the regular season that he was a whiny brat who didn’t appreciate being benched, even though he was terrible to look at (both with and without his helmet, yikes!). Well now that the season is over, he’s brought the QB drama to a whole new level. He desires to [...]
Filed under: Sports, Squawk Box on January 5th, 2008 | No Comments »
Dear Brian,
For some unknown reason CBS insists on broadcasting your team week after week. The only good thing about watching your team is that they remind me why I’m a Bengals fan. Last week John Madden and I both encouraged you to just start Troy Smith for the rest of the season. But no, not [...]
Filed under: Sports, Squawk Box on December 16th, 2007 | No Comments »
Apparently Florence police have found a stolen car in Chris Henry’s driveway. It was reported stolen from Hertz. Chris says his car was stolen in Louisiana (I’d expect nothing less from those Louisianan’s) and that he had rented a car through Hertz under the assumption that his insurance company would pay for it. However, neither [...]
Filed under: Sports, Squawk Box on September 19th, 2007 | 1 Comment »
All of my rage has finally caught up to me and the other day I was caught breaking the law. It’s true, I’m a lean, mean, law-breaking machine. I scoffed in the face of the law, and it scoffed back, with a $104 fine and a “Have a nice day, ma’am,”. Yeah Chips, you [...]
Filed under: Grumpy, Life in Cincinnati, Squawk Box on August 25th, 2007 | No Comments »
Rosie O’Donnell decided to take the opportunity to bash Elisabeth Hasslebeck and Donald Trump on her family oriented gay/lesbian cruise. You know, the cruise that cancelled the vacations for a lot of non-gay people (what I’m really saying is cancelled vacations of legitimate families). First, if it’s a gay family fun cruise, should she really [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Squawk Box on July 12th, 2007 | No Comments »
So Lindsay Lohan is 21 today, finally legal to drink, too bad she’s been doing that for at least 3 years now. Congratulations Linds, you’re finally legal to drink and you’ve already been through rehab twice. TWICE. There’s no telling how long she’s been snorting lines of blow off a toilet seat either.
Sometimes when people [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Squawk Box on July 2nd, 2007 | 1 Comment »
