Wait, What?!

As a result of working night shift, I’ve discovered new and disturbing things in the last week. First, there’s a show on Vh1 called “Tool Academy”. No, I’m not lying and trust me I really wish I was. I thought making a show out of trying to date Bret Michaels was an all time low, [...]

Dear Starbucks Manager….

Please do not remark about my non-ambulatory daughter not wearing shoes when it is 85 degrees outside. You stick to making my frappucino and I’ll stick to taking care of my child. Thanks for your concern.

Rants From Mommyhood

Our last few trips to the park have been chock full of stupid to say the least. First, there’s a handicapped swing at the park and that’s the one swing that every kid wants to use. Whatever, it’s not like there’s a line of wheelchair bound children waiting their turn or anything. So a couple [...]

A Martha-Like Rant

It’s no secret that I’ve developed a love for fabric and sewing. My favorites are Amy Butler’s Lotus line, anything by Denyse Schmidt and Heather Ross Lightning Bugs and Westhill lines. Here’s what I’m NOT a fan of: fabric price gouging. It’s become a common, yet annoying practice, for people on Etsy or Ebay to [...]

A Martha-Like Rant

It’s no secret that I’ve developed a love for fabric and sewing. My favorites are Amy Butler’s Lotus line, anything by Denyse Schmidt and Heather Ross Lightning Bugs and Westhill lines. Here’s what I’m NOT a fan of: fabric price gouging. It’s become a common, yet annoying practice, for people on Etsy or Ebay to [...]

The Election – My Analysis

Fellow Americans, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is McCain didn’t win, the bad news is Obama did. The depressing upside is that we won’t be at war with Russia…and Iran…and Iraq…and Afghanistan in 6 months. I’m puzzled by an America that cries for change and continues to vote [...]

Lamest Trial Ever

So, I’m a jury target. You think I’m kidding? I’ve been called for jury duty three times in four years in two counties. My husband has fallen victim to my curse, as he received his summons for Grand Jury this week. I cannot wait to call the Butler County sheriff’s department when I go into [...]

Like Oil and Water….

Guitar Hero and a pregnant belly don’t mix. You think this is silly? I’m completely serious! Skeletor has grown at LUDICROUS SPEED! these past two weeks and all of the sudden I have to hold the guitar off to the side or else the evil lord of destruction kicks the guitar away from my hands.
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I’m One Crafty Lady

After some thought, I’ve decided to share my crafts with the world. You know, because I can’t manage to write a book review ever. Get off my back Thomas.

The Hood Salute and Other Nuggets of Fun

You have got to be kidding me. The Hood Salute? 4 men have been arrested for firing guns into the air at the funeral of a local kid. Did I mention that this kid was shot to death? Inappropriate perhaps? The family is very upset, and rightfully so. Who wants to [...]