Lamest Trial Ever

So, I’m a jury target. You think I’m kidding? I’ve been called for jury duty three times in four years in two counties. My husband has fallen victim to my curse, as he received his summons for Grand Jury this week. I cannot wait to call the Butler County sheriff’s department when I go into [...]

Like Oil and Water….

Guitar Hero and a pregnant belly don’t mix. You think this is silly? I’m completely serious! Skeletor has grown at LUDICROUS SPEED! these past two weeks and all of the sudden I have to hold the guitar off to the side or else the evil lord of destruction kicks the guitar away from my hands.
I [...]

The Hood Salute and Other Nuggets of Fun

You have got to be kidding me. The Hood Salute? 4 men have been arrested for firing guns into the air at the funeral of a local kid. Did I mention that this kid was shot to death? Inappropriate perhaps? The family is very upset, and rightfully so. Who wants to [...]

Bills Season Over, JP Losman Still a Loser

JP Losman more than hinted during the regular season that he was a whiny brat who didn’t appreciate being benched, even though he was terrible to look at (both with and without his helmet, yikes!). Well now that the season is over, he’s brought the QB drama to a whole new level. He desires to [...]

Brian Billick…Really? (pt. 3)

Dear Brian,
For some unknown reason CBS insists on broadcasting your team week after week. The only good thing about watching your team is that they remind me why I’m a Bengals fan. Last week John Madden and I both encouraged you to just start Troy Smith for the rest of the season. But no, not [...]

Chris Henry Might Be Innocent, Still Being Targeted

Apparently Florence police have found a stolen car in Chris Henry’s driveway. It was reported stolen from Hertz. Chris says his car was stolen in Louisiana (I’d expect nothing less from those Louisianan’s) and that he had rented a car through Hertz under the assumption that his insurance company would pay for it. However, neither [...]

Forget Stray Pea, I’m One Hardened Criminal

All of my rage has finally caught up to me and the other day I was caught breaking the law. It’s true, I’m a lean, mean, law-breaking machine. I scoffed in the face of the law, and it scoffed back, with a $104 fine and a “Have a nice day, ma’am,”. Yeah Chips, you [...]

Fashion Police I Am Not, But……

Rosie O’Donnell decided to take the opportunity to bash Elisabeth Hasslebeck and Donald Trump on her family oriented gay/lesbian cruise. You know, the cruise that cancelled the vacations for a lot of non-gay people (what I’m really saying is cancelled vacations of legitimate families). First, if it’s a gay family fun cruise, should she really [...]

Rehab Be Not Proud

So Lindsay Lohan is 21 today, finally legal to drink, too bad she’s been doing that for at least 3 years now. Congratulations Linds, you’re finally legal to drink and you’ve already been through rehab twice. TWICE. There’s no telling how long she’s been snorting lines of blow off a toilet seat either.
Sometimes when people [...]

California Catfights

I won’t lie, I’m not ashamed of this at all, I love me some celebrity gossip. That being said, it’s only appropriate that I sound off on all of this Paris Soap Opera. First Paris is apparently the new OJ and there’s a media circus all over Los Angeles. I’d like to first focus on [...]