Screen shots of your Twitter feed are almost enough to make me sign up for an account so I can follow your big bag of crazy 24/7. Child please! Can’t wait to see @T.O.: They just don’t understand us, I cry too!
Filed under: Nonsense, Sports on July 24th, 2009 | No Comments »
Wait a second…after all the terrible teams made it to the playoffs, now old Kurt is taking his walker (and the Cardinals?!?!) to the NFC Division Championship????
Plus the Steelers play the Chargers which is just enough to make me cheer for the referee. Go line judge!
Filed under: Sports on January 11th, 2009 | No Comments »
The Bengals and the Cowboys return from bye’s this week. The Bucs and the Redskins do too, but they’re less entertaining to mock. The Unicorn posted a win over the Patriots this week (?!) further proving this season is a crap shoot.
Denver Broncos vs. Atlanta Falcons
This goes against all common sense, but I’m choosing the [...]
Filed under: Sports on November 16th, 2008 | No Comments »
You know, because they don’t play. The same goes for the Cowboys. Antonio can finally have that paper cut heal for next week. I also apologize for not posting about the beginning of the Brady Quinn era or most importantly Derrick Anderson’s SHOCK! over being benched. You know, because if my job performance was that [...]
Filed under: Sports on November 9th, 2008 | No Comments »
Why is it that last year after just 4 weeks all we heard about was how amazing the Patriots looked and this season, the Titans are undefeated and it’s as if no one even noticed?
New York Jets vs. Buffalo Bills
Ugh. That’s how I feel about both of these teams. Trent Edwards will be struggling to [...]
Filed under: Sports on November 2nd, 2008 | No Comments »
Ok Cincinnati, you’ve made your point, you’re terrible…you can win a game now. Even Oakland has won games. Perhaps Carson is just waiting for his turn to get staph. Seriously, are these boys washing their wounds with Ohio River water?!?!?!?!
Oakland Raiders vs. Baltimore Ravens
Speaking of Oakland, they really pulled a fast one on old Brett’s [...]
Filed under: Sports on October 26th, 2008 | No Comments »
Yep, we’re back to normal in Cincinnati. We don’t know what to do if we’re not home to the worst team in the NFL.
Baltimore Ravens vs. Miami Dolphins
I don’t know what has gotten into Miami this season…who do they think they are, winning and stuff? It’s almost as ridiculous as Joe Flacco still playing. In [...]
Filed under: General, Sports on October 19th, 2008 | No Comments »
Sick husbands, taking care of babies and working have all added up to no time this week. I do have time for this, I watched a clip on NFL.com, Anquan Boldin update which referred to Anquan as having a “fractured sinus”. If sinus is nothing more than empty space, explain HOW it gets fractured. Look [...]
Filed under: Sports on October 12th, 2008 | No Comments »
I am no longer studying, as I have passed my state boards and they’re now going to let me be a real nurse. What were they thinking?
Atlanta Falcons vs. Carolina Panthers
I have no idea what on earth is going on in the NFC south, but somehow both of these teams are 2-1. The Falcons, despite [...]
Filed under: Hate, Sports on September 27th, 2008 | No Comments »
Due to the insane amount of studying I’ve been doing I’m going to have to keep this short and sweet. I promise to bring back a healthy dose of football angst next week and apologize for what will be this weeks lameness. Maybe the Bengals will do the same….anyways, on with it.
Kansas City [...]
Filed under: Sports on September 19th, 2008 | No Comments »
