Perhaps I am the football Miss Cleo afterall! Or perhaps Eric Mangini has been reading my blog? While doubtful, Brett Favre is now a New York Jet and Chad Pennington was briefly out of a job. That is until the Dolphins realized that the only thing worse than one completely embarrassing season was two. Good [...]
Filed under: Sports on August 18th, 2008 | No Comments »
“Man Pays Wife’s $25,000 Bond In Cash”
This headline seemed so stupid I had to read the accompanying article. A woman being charged with running a national prostitution ring had her husband post her bail in $1, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 dollar bills. This is almost as bad as posting your bail in change. [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Sports on June 3rd, 2008 | No Comments »
Nearly all 85 players at the Baltimore Ravens mini-camp were involved in a brawl over pretty much nothing. Apparently someone was tackled, and then people started throwing punches. However, the guy throwing punches (initially) was not the guy who was tackled. At least this is what I can gather from the NFL.com article. I should [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Sports on May 12th, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Headline reads: “Reds GM Krivsky Out, Former Cards GM Jocketty In
How many GM’s and coaches does this team need to go through before they realize there are bigger problems? The better question is, when does the rest of the team get released?
Filed under: Sports on April 23rd, 2008 | No Comments »
Remember when the Bengals released Chris Henry after his like…fortieth arrest and no one cared?
The better headline yesterday was “Man shot in rear end in West End”. Seriously. It was actually funnier than “Chris Henry loses job while in jail.” The even BETTER story was that earlier this week several of the Bengals players [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense, Sports on April 4th, 2008 | No Comments »
“New Orleans defensive end Charles Grant was stabbed in the neck, and a pregnant woman was shot and killed early Sunday in an altercation at a nightclub in southwest Georgia.”
Ok, I would expect to find an offseason football player in a night club. Heck, in Cincinnati you would expect to find them in a night [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Procrastination, Sports on February 3rd, 2008 | No Comments »
Let’s hold hands and shed a tear, this is the last installment of my predictions. And in the unlikeliest of scenarios, I’m going against my fake husband, Eli. I know! I’m shocked too! I never thought I’d see the Giants in the Super Bowl this year. Now here it is, and tomorrow we might be [...]
Filed under: Sports on February 3rd, 2008 | 1 Comment »
All of this hullabaloo about Tom Brady’s boot is stupid. Old Bill has listed Cheeks on the injured list since like 2004. And he’s played every week. Let’s be honest, is there a chance Tom won’t play in the Super Bowl? Not unless he gets hit by a bus. Even then, he’d still be listed [...]
Filed under: Sports on January 27th, 2008 | No Comments »
This gem brought to you by Troy Aikman, America’s favorite quarterback with a head injury:
“That was a fantastic catch with his hands!”
Um…what else is he supposed to catch with? Dumb.
Filed under: Nonsense, Sports on January 21st, 2008 | No Comments »
San Diego Chargers vs. New England Patriots
After being full of trash talk since beating the Colts last week, now the Chargers get to take their mouthy show on the road to Foxborough. Philip Rivers expects to cry, I mean play this week. After watching T.O. cry last week, I know some of us were hoping [...]
Filed under: Sports on January 19th, 2008 | No Comments »
