One Stray Pea

I work nights. I had two days off. I’ve spent the last hour that I’ve been awake believing it was Monday. It’s Friday. I love working nights.

Filed under: Nonsense on July 24th, 2009 | No Comments »

Screen shots of your Twitter feed are almost enough to make me sign up for an account so I can follow your big bag of crazy 24/7. Child please! Can’t wait to see @T.O.: They just don’t understand us, I cry too!

Filed under: Nonsense, Sports on July 24th, 2009 | No Comments »

Umm, no thanks, I have enough problems without renting Clifton.

Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on February 19th, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Yeah, this is a post so Martha that it hurts. I hate Billy Mays. As a matter of fact, I’d like to use that garden tool he pushes on his face. That being said, OxyClean is the greatest stain fighter ever. I thought the world should know.

Filed under: Nonsense on December 4th, 2008 | No Comments »

Kyle-bot is out for the season.
Congrats! You’ve signed Todd Bouman….perhaps you’d be better off with a one-armed Kyle-bot.
A sign your team lacks offensive leadership: you pick two guys who are new to the team as your offensive captains. Nice job, Jets.
Meanwhile, in Cincinnati, Leon Hall is now considered a defense veteran. Since when does your [...]

Filed under: Nonsense, Sports on September 3rd, 2008 | No Comments »

Cincinnati news never ceases to amaze me. If they’re not pulling bodies from the river, they are pulling live people from dumpsters. A man claiming to be from West Chester was hiding from the rain in a dumpster in Anderson Township when Rumpkee came to empty said dumpster. Naturally, this man, who was referred to [...]

Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on July 5th, 2008 | No Comments »

“It’s 2008, I can assume she didn’t flee on horseback”. Yeah, see blog posting below. Well guess what, Christopher Crosby, the 25 year old fugitive in Clermont County, IS fleeing on horseback. Apparently he’s believed to be on his third stolen horse at this point, yet our little rhinestone cowboy has yet to get out [...]

Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on June 24th, 2008 | No Comments »

I want to know who is writing headlines in this town. No, really..it’s getting out of hand with stupidity. For instance, “Westwood Shooting Victim Taken To Hospital”. Well, where do you suppose we take them, BW3’s? While they might enjoy a tasty cardboard container of wings, that’s probably not on their mind after they got [...]

Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on June 23rd, 2008 | No Comments »

So, I’m a jury target. You think I’m kidding? I’ve been called for jury duty three times in four years in two counties. My husband has fallen victim to my curse, as he received his summons for Grand Jury this week. I cannot wait to call the Butler County sheriff’s department when I go into [...]

Filed under: Nonsense, Squawk Box on June 6th, 2008 | No Comments »

Nearly all 85 players at the Baltimore Ravens mini-camp were involved in a brawl over pretty much nothing. Apparently someone was tackled, and then people started throwing punches. However, the guy throwing punches (initially) was not the guy who was tackled. At least this is what I can gather from the NFL.com article. I should [...]

Filed under: Nonsense, Sports on May 12th, 2008 | 2 Comments »