Cincinnati news never ceases to amaze me. If they’re not pulling bodies from the river, they are pulling live people from dumpsters. A man claiming to be from West Chester was hiding from the rain in a dumpster in Anderson Township when Rumpkee came to empty said dumpster. Naturally, this man, who was referred to [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on July 5th, 2008 | No Comments »
“It’s 2008, I can assume she didn’t flee on horseback”. Yeah, see blog posting below. Well guess what, Christopher Crosby, the 25 year old fugitive in Clermont County, IS fleeing on horseback. Apparently he’s believed to be on his third stolen horse at this point, yet our little rhinestone cowboy has yet to get out [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on June 24th, 2008 | No Comments »
I want to know who is writing headlines in this town. No, really..it’s getting out of hand with stupidity. For instance, “Westwood Shooting Victim Taken To Hospital”. Well, where do you suppose we take them, BW3’s? While they might enjoy a tasty cardboard container of wings, that’s probably not on their mind after they got [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on June 23rd, 2008 | No Comments »
So, I’m a jury target. You think I’m kidding? I’ve been called for jury duty three times in four years in two counties. My husband has fallen victim to my curse, as he received his summons for Grand Jury this week. I cannot wait to call the Butler County sheriff’s department when I go into [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Squawk Box on June 6th, 2008 | No Comments »
Nearly all 85 players at the Baltimore Ravens mini-camp were involved in a brawl over pretty much nothing. Apparently someone was tackled, and then people started throwing punches. However, the guy throwing punches (initially) was not the guy who was tackled. At least this is what I can gather from the NFL.com article. I should [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Sports on May 12th, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Guitar Hero and a pregnant belly don’t mix. You think this is silly? I’m completely serious! Skeletor has grown at LUDICROUS SPEED! these past two weeks and all of the sudden I have to hold the guitar off to the side or else the evil lord of destruction kicks the guitar away from my hands.
I [...]
Filed under: Family, Nonsense, Squawk Box on April 13th, 2008 | No Comments »
Remember when the Bengals released Chris Henry after his like…fortieth arrest and no one cared?
The better headline yesterday was “Man shot in rear end in West End”. Seriously. It was actually funnier than “Chris Henry loses job while in jail.” The even BETTER story was that earlier this week several of the Bengals players [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense, Sports on April 4th, 2008 | No Comments »
Yesterday my mom invited me to tag along with her to the fabric store. Because I put a LOT of effort into procrastinating, I chose to go out rather than stay home and study like a good girl would (NOTE: I’m blogging, I’m still not studying). This turned into a whole day event because you [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Procrastination on February 10th, 2008 | 3 Comments »
“New Orleans defensive end Charles Grant was stabbed in the neck, and a pregnant woman was shot and killed early Sunday in an altercation at a nightclub in southwest Georgia.”
Ok, I would expect to find an offseason football player in a night club. Heck, in Cincinnati you would expect to find them in a night [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Procrastination, Sports on February 3rd, 2008 | No Comments »
This gem brought to you by Troy Aikman, America’s favorite quarterback with a head injury:
“That was a fantastic catch with his hands!”
Um…what else is he supposed to catch with? Dumb.
Filed under: Nonsense, Sports on January 21st, 2008 | No Comments »
