Here Ya Go!

Here you go!
It’s been a while..just far too long. Aaron & I are officially done moving stuff from the ghetto and we are now only fighting about how to unpack things. Fun times. I think I am starting to understand [...]

Judas’ Story, Tased Pigs, Grillz & Greasy Mexicans (literally!)

SWEET! After thousands of years there’s a new book of the Bible. “The Gospel of Judas�?. I’m so excited to hear Judas’ side of the story, all I can really think is that feminist bumper sticker Dr. Luecke had “Eve was framed.�? Only..Judas instead of Eve. According to the document Judas defends his betrayal stating [...]

Random Nuggets of Stupid

Hmm, America is getting fat?? NO WAY! New problem: Kids are now becoming too fat for their car seats. Apparently most 3 year olds are over the 40 pound weight limit for the average car seat. Unless these 3 year olds are unusually tall, they are most definitely unusually fat. Haley is now 4, she [...]

Kirstie Alley = DRAG QUEEN and other rants

Ok, I know I can’t be the only one thinking this: Kirstie Alley looks like a drag queen these days. Really, she looks exceptionally manish. Sorry, I tend to spaz out at Jenny Craig commercials….
So, back in September there was a body found left in a dumpster. Back in September the news was referring to [...]

Countdown to Caelan Begins

I will be an aunt again no later than Thursday. My brother called and the doctor says he will induce my sister in law on Thursday, which I think means Caelan will be here Wednesday. Haley decided to appear the day before her induction date, so we shall see.
So, this douche bag in Maryland rode [...]

It’s a Hullabaloo!

DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK! I know you all sit and wait for this award. I’m glad to hear that stupidity exists elsewhere besides Cincinnati. In case you all couldn’t tell yet, I”m not really a fan of child molesters or rapists, as if that needs to be said. Like child molesters have fans…but anyways. [...]

Live Vicariously, Become a Douche Bag

It’s been a while friends and I feel I owe you a little posty post. OH SNAP BATESVILLE! It seems like your Advanced Auto Parts store got robbed. Now, these criminals aren’t very smart. Because they are black (this is NOT what makes them not smart..follow along kiddies) and they went to Batesville. When I [...]

Crazies Go Crazy & Al Gore Interrupts My Life

Thanks to the weather, I’ve had nosebleeds pretty consistently the last few days. It’s getting really old, that constant taste of blood in my mouth. So, let’s talk about stuff..
So there was a shooting in East Price Hill last night. A resident of some apartment complex flagged down a police officer at 1:30 in the [...]

And the winner is….

Here’s a real blog…enjoy it. Everyone calm down, Kanye West is NOT freaking out about not winning all 8 grammy’s he was nominated for, because he has justified his losing. He justified losing Album of the Year citing “vote splittingâ€??. He seems to think that he had to split votes with Mariah Carey among the [...]

Random Stuff

Ok, I’ll start with the scariest news first. In the world of fashion, leggings are making a comeback. I’ll refrain from the L.L. Cool J reference here and insert a horrified scream instead. Thanks to twigs like Lindsay, Mary-Kate and that Nicole Richie character leggings are apparently set to be all the rage. What I [...]