A Series of Stupid

This story brought to you by Kentucky, specifically Covington, and once you read the dumbness you’ll have no problems believing it. In Kentucky, where education pays, a man walks into a bank and hands the teller a note asking for money. Well, apparently penmanship does NOT pay in the Bluegrass state, as the teller couldn’t [...]

The Hood Salute and Other Nuggets of Fun

You have got to be kidding me. The Hood Salute? 4 men have been arrested for firing guns into the air at the funeral of a local kid. Did I mention that this kid was shot to death? Inappropriate perhaps? The family is very upset, and rightfully so. Who wants to [...]

Grillz, Babies and STD’s.


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This cat’s got his grillz on! No joke. A dentist in Indiana (Indiana WOULD have this guy..) has put gold teeth on his 1 year old cat. Apparently the cat has a serious under bite and the dentists cat just can’t have that. He claims that the teeth would break off if not reinforced by [...]

Please America, Don’t Feed the Cretins

America is getting mean, one city at a time. Two weeks ago, Las Vegas made it a crime to feed homeless people in parks. Orlando followed suit last week when city council passed their own ordinance making it illegal to feed the homeless in public parks. Apparently, feeding the homeless makes them stick around, and [...]

Hero of the Week!

Two blogs in one day?! Jigga YAY!
I have some fantastic news, a HERO of the week! That’s right, not a douche bag, but a hero. An 84 year old man in North Carolina used his cane to beat down a would-be mugger. Apparently, it all started when the worst mugger I’ve ever heard of pulled [...]

American Bordem At It’s Creepiest!

Ok, I’m not really sure whether to award this kid douche bag of the week or not, but because it’s Friday and there might not be anything else lame to happen this week, let’s just give it out. Yeah, that’s me..always giving it out…you dirty fools.
Apparently some douche in Vermont got bored (no kidding, that’s [...]

Arranged Marriage via Myspace?? Jigga NO!

From all the crap in current world news I keep reading about this story: 16 year old girl runs away from home in Michigan to attempt to marry a 20 year old man in Jordan that she met on Myspace.
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Gumby and Oprah

If your head is completely lopsided there is an excellent chance that CPD wants YOU! in jail. This lopsided robber attacked a woman in her BMW on West Seventh St. Hmm, there’s a lesson to be learned here. West Seventh = OTR, so don’t give crackheads the impression that you have money and certainly don’t [...]

ANNNND I’m BACK! (Love it!)

I like when fugitives from other states come to hang out in our ghettos. What a better place for a fugitive to hang out than a crime-ridden, drug infested neighborhood? A man wanted for trying to kill a police officer in Arkansas was found during a drug investigation in the West End. WHAT?! People sell [...]

Immigrants Boycott…….I use MY First Amendmant rights

Hmm, so illegal aliens are using MY constitutional right to assemble and boycott work and shopping. Guess what spics? You’re ALL FIRED! My favorite part: Benita Olmedo pulled her two children from a San Diego school today to march, she came here in 1986 illegally and she wants her kids to know shes [...]