Life Imitates Art

Which is not a good thing when life is imitating “Super Troopers�?. Headline reads, “Officers Ignored Calls, Played Video Game, Chief Says.�? I’ll give you one guess what department these fine officers work for, yeah, I said work…because they haven’t been fired yet.
So here’s the deal, two officers were assigned to foot duty after not [...]

Why I Moved: Pt. 3 - Cars in the Lawn

So I was reading the local news websites, looking for blog fodder and boy did I come across a gem! A car crashed into a house near the intersection of Montana & Anaconda, and I thought, “Hmm, I used to live near that intersection.” So I did a little more digging on other news websites
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Why I Moved: Pt. 2 - Gun Fights

So what kind of person starts a gun fight on the interstate? An IGNORANT person, that’s who. Don’t we encounter this same potential for violence every time a rapper comes to town? As I recall, the first time 50 Cent performed here the whole town was up in arms over the potential for gun violence. [...]

Cincinnati is going CRAZY!

It’s been a CRAZY week in Cincinnati. Big week for dead people as well. A car, complete with dead body (yes, like an accessory. Barbie’s Ferrari didn’t come with Barbie…) was found in the river. THEN a dead man’s remains were found in some woods in Kentucky. This man may have been there for several [...]

Bowling

So, bowling is the new pink. No Joke. So, we go bowling every Sunday, because it’s cheap fun…..and better than hookers, with slightly less chance of picking up a disease. So anyways..we bowl.
So, tonight we are bowling and this group of annoying girls and one boy come over and start bowling on the lane next [...]

Why I’m Moving: Vol. 1

So yeah, we’re moving. Not because my street is inhabited by 93% black people, not because the S.W.A.T. team likes to play across the street, not because of that guy who got shot in a crack fight and then got run over by a car, not because we got robbed..but because ALL of these things. [...]

I repeat, this is not a bad joke..it’s my life

So, I live in the ghetto. I mean it, I absolutely live in the ghetto. Previously my attitude had been, “I’m not a target for angry black angst because I am white and don’t smoke crack, therefore since I don’t owe them any drug money they will probably leave me alone.” I just want everyone [...]