Ryan Widmer’s home is going under foreclosure. Really, it made the news. The guy is, for the moment, in prison for killing his wife. I’m pretty sure he’s got bigger problems than his house (without a bathtub, I might add). And while I’m on this Ryan Widmer subject, what kind of moron jurors go home [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on April 15th, 2009 | No Comments »
Umm, no thanks, I have enough problems without renting Clifton.
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on February 19th, 2009 | 1 Comment »
First News 5 tells me I need to put something important in the car next to my child so I won’t forget her. Um ok. Now their headline reads, “Vehicle Catches Fire After Crash Near Butler Co. School. Airbag Saved Woman From Fiery Crash, Onlooker”. Huh? The Airbag saved her from an onlooker? Does this [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on September 25th, 2008 | No Comments »
This story brought to you by Kentucky, specifically Covington, and once you read the dumbness you’ll have no problems believing it. In Kentucky, where education pays, a man walks into a bank and hands the teller a note asking for money. Well, apparently penmanship does NOT pay in the Bluegrass state, as the teller couldn’t [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, News From All Over, Sports on August 30th, 2008 | No Comments »
So last week a woman left her kid in the car, all day, in 90+ degree heat (outside). Yeah, you know how this ends. No, I’m not going to heartlessly cast stones at that poor woman, give me some credit. However I wish I could literally cast stones at the person at News 5 who [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on August 25th, 2008 | No Comments »
Cincinnati news never ceases to amaze me. If they’re not pulling bodies from the river, they are pulling live people from dumpsters. A man claiming to be from West Chester was hiding from the rain in a dumpster in Anderson Township when Rumpkee came to empty said dumpster. Naturally, this man, who was referred to [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on July 5th, 2008 | No Comments »
“It’s 2008, I can assume she didn’t flee on horseback”. Yeah, see blog posting below. Well guess what, Christopher Crosby, the 25 year old fugitive in Clermont County, IS fleeing on horseback. Apparently he’s believed to be on his third stolen horse at this point, yet our little rhinestone cowboy has yet to get out [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on June 24th, 2008 | No Comments »
I want to know who is writing headlines in this town. No, really..it’s getting out of hand with stupidity. For instance, “Westwood Shooting Victim Taken To Hospital”. Well, where do you suppose we take them, BW3’s? While they might enjoy a tasty cardboard container of wings, that’s probably not on their mind after they got [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on June 23rd, 2008 | No Comments »
“Man Pays Wife’s $25,000 Bond In Cash”
This headline seemed so stupid I had to read the accompanying article. A woman being charged with running a national prostitution ring had her husband post her bail in $1, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 dollar bills. This is almost as bad as posting your bail in change. [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Sports on June 3rd, 2008 | No Comments »
Remember when the Bengals released Chris Henry after his like…fortieth arrest and no one cared?
The better headline yesterday was “Man shot in rear end in West End”. Seriously. It was actually funnier than “Chris Henry loses job while in jail.” The even BETTER story was that earlier this week several of the Bengals players [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense, Sports on April 4th, 2008 | No Comments »
