So, I don’t normally air out my dirty laundry (or clean laundry for that matter) online, however I’m making this one time exception for humor’s sake. I’m having a cholecystectomy next week. Don’t ask, google it. Anyways, so today I had to call and pre-register myself. I love the questions that they ask: “Do you [...]
Filed under: Health, Job, Nonsense on December 7th, 2006 | No Comments »
So, there is this new guy at work..or there was this new guy at work, at least, he won’t be there for long. I’ll spare you his name, but we’ll call him No-Condom Willy for the sake of argument. You’ll understand in a minute. Well, it’s Willy’s THIRD week. He already has 3 absences [...]
Filed under: Job, Nonsense on June 29th, 2006 | No Comments »
If you work around people long enough you will learn there are just some people who have totally missed the boat when it comes to saying anything intelligible. Let’s take Ozzy Osbourne for example, he’s British and I’m positive that he’s not speaking English. I don’t know what it is that he’s speaking, but it’s [...]
Filed under: Job, Nonsense on June 26th, 2006 | No Comments »
I am dedicating this post to Kristen, because she might be the only person to understand it.
This is the saddest Meijer story of all time. I’m not kidding, it’s the saddest thing I’ve ever written. There were some joyous years at Meijer, and by joyous I mean there were lots of things to laugh about. [...]
Filed under: Job on June 24th, 2006 | No Comments »
So Dillards no only pays me money, but sometimes they also pay me in blog fodder. Aren’t you so excited? So for those of you who haven’t had the anal-raping pleasure of working in retail, allow me to explain a major principle of loss prevention. When a male LP apprehends a female shoplifter they cannot [...]
Filed under: Job on June 15th, 2006 | No Comments »
So, remember when I made fun of hill hopping teenagers? Well, it’s my moment of truth, the REAL reason I was never one of those kids. The reason is, when my brother was 16 and I was 12, he nearly killed us being one of those kids..it was a Dukes of Hazzard moment. You se,e [...]
Filed under: Childhood, Job on May 28th, 2006 | No Comments »
So Aaron needed a lawn mower, so we made a trip to the Sears Appliance store near our house. My hero of the day showed himself in a light beam of grumpiness, and this is how it went down:
Young Kid: “So, this lady bought a refrigerator and had it delivered. When it was delivered she [...]
Filed under: Job, Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on May 3rd, 2006 | No Comments »
