Dear Make Believe Lion Roaming Avondale,
Please do not find your way into the parking garage at Children’s Hospital and sit on my car. My husband will never believe that a lion scratched the paint on my car.
Sincerely,
the pea
Filed under: General on March 29th, 2010 | No Comments »
Dear Bill,
Please submit accurate injury reports about Wes Welker. It’s very difficult for me to set my fantasy line up if you continue to list him as questionable.
Sincerely,
Everyone with Wes on their Fantasy Team and is struggling at the WR position
PS – LOVE the sweatshirts.
Filed under: General on October 11th, 2009 | No Comments »
In an effort to clean up the clutter in my sewing room/office/place to store my sloppy mess and keep the door closed I started looking through old junk. I found a manila folder full of old college papers I saved for a portfolio I never had to do. Oh LAS requirements, what an epic fail. [...]
Filed under: General on May 18th, 2009 | No Comments »
Yep, we’re back to normal in Cincinnati. We don’t know what to do if we’re not home to the worst team in the NFL.
Baltimore Ravens vs. Miami Dolphins
I don’t know what has gotten into Miami this season…who do they think they are, winning and stuff? It’s almost as ridiculous as Joe Flacco still playing. In [...]
Filed under: General, Sports on October 19th, 2008 | No Comments »
Yeah, Chris Henry is no longer suspended…again. Joy.
Tennessee Titans vs. Baltimore Ravens
I’m not sure how it’s possible, but the Ravens are looking marginally good this season. Perhaps it’s not that they look good as much as the teams they have played look that bad. Regardless, I think the Titans can take them this week by [...]
Filed under: General on October 4th, 2008 | No Comments »
Yeah, that’s right stay at home mom who refuses to discipline her child, I’m talking to you. If your child is crawling, laying or break-dancing in the empty spaces on the shelf, you should consider at least telling them to get out of the shelf. Oh, and use a stern tone. This whole, “Let’s not [...]
Filed under: General on September 10th, 2008 | No Comments »
What kind of world are we living in when Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco and Kyle Orton look like superstars? Where the Chargers lose at home to the Panthers? Where the Browns were expected to make it a game against the Cowboys?
Week 1 made my heart hurt. Except for that part where Tom Brady got hurt…I [...]
Filed under: General on September 8th, 2008 | No Comments »
I’m really tired of the mud flinging between two parties. I’m also tired of all the “Palin” scandals. Having a pregnant teen daughter isn’t a scandal, sadly, it’s fairly common. These scandals aren’t really scandalous, so unless Sarah Palin starts snorting lines of blow off McCain’s forehead, can’t we all just get along?
Vote independent, the [...]
Filed under: General on September 4th, 2008 | No Comments »
Can someone please explain to me why on earth Tiki Barber and Chris Collinsworth are reporting for the Olympics? Weren’t there enough washed up former Olympic athletes out there? It’s bad enough that gymnastics subjects us to Elfie Schlegel, Tim Dagget and Al Trautwig (or as I refer to him, Troutmouth). This is like a [...]
Filed under: General on August 19th, 2008 | No Comments »
That’s a quote from my dad…I find it delightful.
So I’ve been quite absent from blogging lately due to the arrival of my daughter, Elise, on July 10. A surprise induction really fit in well with my birth plan of “wingin’ it”. She is totally worth going an entire day without eating and being awake for [...]
Filed under: General on August 6th, 2008 | 1 Comment »