Life Imitates Art

Which is not a good thing when life is imitating “Super Troopers�?. Headline reads, “Officers Ignored Calls, Played Video Game, Chief Says.�? I’ll give you one guess what department these fine officers work for, yeah, I said work…because they haven’t been fired yet.
So here’s the deal, two officers were assigned to foot duty after not [...]

CPS, No Po-Po, and an Abundance of Shopping Carts

The Cincinnati Public School system is in danger of a $79 million deficit by 2009. The district claims that they cannot cut anymore without affecting the quality of education in Cincinnati. Some are calling for a levy to be placed on the November ballot. Now, I’m going to ignore the “affecting the quality [...]

This Town Continues To Be Ridiculous

So, remember when I said this town was ridiculous for the onion delay? Today, we have ourselves a new, equally bizarre, produce delay. A watermelon truck overturned on an entrance ramp from I-75 to I-74 and that’s just dumb. It’s a sharp turn, you can see that its a sharp turn, there’s no reason to [...]

Why I Moved: Pt. 3 - Cars in the Lawn

So I was reading the local news websites, looking for blog fodder and boy did I come across a gem! A car crashed into a house near the intersection of Montana & Anaconda, and I thought, “Hmm, I used to live near that intersection.” So I did a little more digging on other news websites
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Spring Break, Smokin’ Grannies and Baby Bats

It’s Spring Break so I’ll reward you all with TWO blogs today. Can we say YAY!? Just so you know, everytime I say spring break I want to lift up my shirt. WOO! Honky gone wild!
So, I was perusing through the local news this morning and I see that one of the victims of the [...]

Hamilton County Needs a New Jail…a Lenghty Blog

Ok, I haven’t touched on the Hamilton County Jail issue yet, because I didn’t really think I had much to say. Thoughts tend to lie dormant in my mind and suddenly I’ve got so much to say and so little time. Comments made last week by our own Hamilton County Sheriff Simon Leis (who couldn’t [...]

Random Tasty Treats

I turned on the 11 o’clock news the other night just in time to hear this tasty treat; The Family Dollar store in Roselawn was robbed, suspect was a male seen wearing, and I quote, “a black hoodie and gold teeth”. I have several problems with this short story. First, if you’re an actual news [...]

Why I Moved: Pt. 2 - Gun Fights

So what kind of person starts a gun fight on the interstate? An IGNORANT person, that’s who. Don’t we encounter this same potential for violence every time a rapper comes to town? As I recall, the first time 50 Cent performed here the whole town was up in arms over the potential for gun violence. [...]

Why I’m Moving: Vol. 1

So yeah, we’re moving. Not because my street is inhabited by 93% black people, not because the S.W.A.T. team likes to play across the street, not because of that guy who got shot in a crack fight and then got run over by a car, not because we got robbed..but because ALL of these things. [...]

I repeat, this is not a bad joke..it’s my life

So, I live in the ghetto. I mean it, I absolutely live in the ghetto. Previously my attitude had been, “I’m not a target for angry black angst because I am white and don’t smoke crack, therefore since I don’t owe them any drug money they will probably leave me alone.” I just want everyone [...]