Dear Brian,
For some unknown reason CBS insists on broadcasting your team week after week. The only good thing about watching your team is that they remind me why I’m a Bengals fan. Last week John Madden and I both encouraged you to just start Troy Smith for the rest of the season. But no, not you Brian, you went against common sense and the American public and started Kyle Boller again. How did that work out for you? TERRIBLE.
TROY SMITH. TROY SMITH. TROY SMITH. Do you get it now? I doubt it. Can’t wait to see what Kyle can do for you next week. The only coach in the NFL worse than you is Bobby Petrino..oh wait. Nope, it’s just you.