NFL Week 8: This Has Gone Too Far

Ok Cincinnati, you’ve made your point, you’re terrible…you can win a game now. Even Oakland has won games. Perhaps Carson is just waiting for his turn to get staph. Seriously, are these boys washing their wounds with Ohio River water?!?!?!?!
Oakland Raiders vs. Baltimore Ravens
Speaking of Oakland, they really pulled a fast one on old Brett’s [...]

NFL Week 7: Bengals Continue Their Quest For First Round Draft Pick (Who Will Inevitably Suck)

Yep, we’re back to normal in Cincinnati. We don’t know what to do if we’re not home to the worst team in the NFL.
Baltimore Ravens vs. Miami Dolphins
I don’t know what has gotten into Miami this season…who do they think they are, winning and stuff? It’s almost as ridiculous as Joe Flacco still playing. In [...]

NFL Week 6: No Angst…No Predictions..It’s Lame

Sick husbands, taking care of babies and working have all added up to no time this week. I do have time for this, I watched a clip on NFL.com, Anquan Boldin update which referred to Anquan as having a “fractured sinus”. If sinus is nothing more than empty space, explain HOW it gets fractured. Look [...]

NFL Week 5: Guess Who’s Back?

Yeah, Chris Henry is no longer suspended…again. Joy.
Tennessee Titans vs. Baltimore Ravens
I’m not sure how it’s possible, but the Ravens are looking marginally good this season. Perhaps it’s not that they look good as much as the teams they have played look that bad. Regardless, I think the Titans can take them this week by [...]