NFL Week 4: The Bengals Still Don’t Know Pre-Season Is Over.

I am no longer studying, as I have passed my state boards and they’re now going to let me be a real nurse. What were they thinking?
Atlanta Falcons vs. Carolina Panthers
I have no idea what on earth is going on in the NFC south, but somehow both of these teams are 2-1. The Falcons, despite [...]

Headline Reads: News 5 Is Full of Idiots

First News 5 tells me I need to put something important in the car next to my child so I won’t forget her. Um ok. Now their headline reads, “Vehicle Catches Fire After Crash Near Butler Co. School. Airbag Saved Woman From Fiery Crash, Onlooker”. Huh? The Airbag saved her from an onlooker? Does this [...]

NFL Week 3: I Apologize, This Week Is Angst Light.

Due to the insane amount of studying I’ve been doing I’m going to have to keep this short and sweet. I promise to bring back a healthy dose of football angst next week and apologize for what will be this weeks lameness. Maybe the Bengals will do the same….anyways, on with it.

Kansas City [...]

NFL Week 2: Um, Will Someone Tell The: Colts, Chargers, Bengals, & Seahawks That The Pre-Season Is Over

Last week was ugly for a lot of should’ve looked better teams. Let’s hope for a better outcome this week.

Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions *NFC North*
So last week I chose the Lions. What an incredibly dumb move. It not only made me look like an idiot in front of those 3 people [...]

The Newest Thorns in My Side

Yeah, that’s right stay at home mom who refuses to discipline her child, I’m talking to you. If your child is crawling, laying or break-dancing in the empty spaces on the shelf, you should consider at least telling them to get out of the shelf. Oh, and use a stern tone. This whole, “Let’s not [...]

NFL Week 1: Football Apocalypse

What kind of world are we living in when Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco and Kyle Orton look like superstars? Where the Chargers lose at home to the Panthers? Where the Browns were expected to make it a game against the Cowboys?
Week 1 made my heart hurt. Except for that part where Tom Brady got hurt…I [...]

A Political Rant

I’m really tired of the mud flinging between two parties. I’m also tired of all the “Palin” scandals. Having a pregnant teen daughter isn’t a scandal, sadly, it’s fairly common. These scandals aren’t really scandalous, so unless Sarah Palin starts snorting lines of blow off McCain’s forehead, can’t we all just get along?
Vote independent, the [...]

Baltimore, Breathe a Sigh of Relief.

Kyle-bot is out for the season.
Congrats! You’ve signed Todd Bouman….perhaps you’d be better off with a one-armed Kyle-bot.
A sign your team lacks offensive leadership: you pick two guys who are new to the team as your offensive captains. Nice job, Jets.
Meanwhile, in Cincinnati, Leon Hall is now considered a defense veteran. Since when does your [...]

NFL Week 1: It’s the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year….

It’s that time again! Are you ready for some football? I’ve decided to revive the world of football predictions, just for your reading pleasure. Savor it, I’ll do my best to keep it up weekly, but with the arrival of my Skeletor, blogging plays second fiddle.
Washington Redskins vs. New York Giants *NFC East*
Oh come on [...]