During tonights broadcast, John Madden brought us this little gem:
“When neither one of your quarterbacks can throw you become Brian Billick”
Bills Season Over, JP Losman Still a Loser
Posted by on January 5, 2008 Leave a Comment
JP Losman more than hinted during the regular season that he was a whiny brat who didn’t appreciate being benched, even though he was terrible to look at (both with and without his helmet, yikes!). Well now that the season is over, he’s brought the QB drama to a whole new level. He desires to be traded. You know what’s funny JP, I bet most of Buffalo feels the same way!
Losman’s agent, Gary Wichard says there is little chance Losman will stay with this team after next season if a trade doesn’t happen, stating, “That ship has sailed, my friend. Hopefully, they do something this year. And if not, we’ll just walk away after next year.” Well, you’d better hope a trade happens now you dimwit, what makes you think your offensive line will protect you now? They’ll be twisting your knee themselves!
Losman is also whining via his agent that he didn’t want to say anything during the regular season to upset the team (LIE! he totally whined to the media), and that his teammates never backed him as their quarterback. Do you have any idea why JP? Let’s go over some stats shall we? Since joining the team in 2004 you’ve thrown 31 touchdowns, which goes nicely with those 29 interceptions. In 37 games you’ve fumbled 26 times. Dismal. Trent Edwards can get away with things like this, he’s a rookie. You are not, you’re just terrible. Perhaps you can cry on Rex Grossman’s shoulder, he’s the only quarterback worse than you.
Lesson of the day kids: If you are TERRIBLE at your job and get demoted, don’t make a public fuss about how upset you are about being demoted. Have some dignity, don’t be lame.
NFL Wild Card Weekend: My Predictions
Posted by on January 4, 2008 Leave a Comment
I actually think this could be a pretty even match. I think the real story is that Mike Holmgren was a quarterback at some point in his life. Yo, chief. So here’s the deal, the Redskins, who barely slid into the playoffs, are flying across the country to play at Qwest Field.
All the whining in the world won’t improve the turf at Heinz Field, Fred Taylor. How about you just run the ball, ok? The Steelers are banged up, and supposedly are looking to strengthen their offensive line. That’s good guys, because that fat kid from
If the Giants bring Eli to
I’m so glad that the Titans held on to beat Indy’s 3rd string, which was enough to keep
Brian Billick…You Can’t Really Be Surprised
Posted by on January 2, 2008 1 Comment
Brian,
I know, we had this discussion all year about your terrible coaching. Well, now at least Baltimore is free from it. Hey, look on the bright side, I hear Atlanta needs a coach. Maybe you can spend next season arguing with DeAngelo Hall. Yep, there’s always a depressing upside
UPDATE
As predicted by my husband, Miami Dull-fins coach Cam Cameron has been fired because he has the lamest name ever. Also because Bill Parcels is still trying to find a way to bring all of the Dallas Cowboys staff to Miami. So here’s the husband’s prediction, Brian Billick goes to Miami.