NFL Week 17: My Predictions

Here it is, the final regular season predictions, I’m posting early and I won’t even be able to see any of these games. Let’s all shed a tear. Actually, let’s cheer and shout that I’ve been able to keep up with this! Also, there’s a plethora of division games this week, and I don’t think [...]

NFL Predictions *UPDATE*

Troy Smith is getting the start against the Seahawks. This doesn’t mean the Ravens will win, it does give them a better chance. Also, it will look prettier when they lose. The Kyle-bot is “hopeful” to be a back-up, as he apparently still has headaches from his concussion. I’d have a “headache” too if I [...]

NFL Week 16: My Predictions

Man, these Thursday night games are really throwing me off.
  Pittsburgh Steelers vs. St. Louis Rams
I’m not sure that this game even matters. The Rams aren’t going to beat the Steelers. As much as I would love to believe it’s possible, it’s not. This game looks to be boring and uneventful. Steelers by 21. [...]

Brian Billick…Really? (pt. 3)

Dear Brian,
For some unknown reason CBS insists on broadcasting your team week after week. The only good thing about watching your team is that they remind me why I’m a Bengals fan. Last week John Madden and I both encouraged you to just start Troy Smith for the rest of the season. But no, not [...]

NFL Week 15: My Predictions

HA! I bet you thought I wouldn’t get this one in on time, but alas, I did. Because I am awesome.
Denver Broncos vs. Houston Texans
With Matt Schaub out, it’s up to some guy named Sage to lead Houston. Lead them where I’m not quite sure, because I don’t think it will be to victory. Denver [...]

Brian Billick…Really? Part 2

Dear Brian,
I’m not even a Ravens fans but you can’t be serious. For 13 weeks you forced Steve McNair and the Kyle-bot on the American public, all the while you left Troy Smith sitting on the sidelines? That’s terrible. That’s Rex Grossman style coaching, and for that you should be flogged. I’m just saying a [...]

NFL Week 14: My Predictions

Chicago Bears vs. Washington Redskins
The still heavy hearted Redskins play host to the depressing Chicago Bears this week. Seriously, Rex Grossman might be the worst thing to happen to Chicago since those fires back in 71! That’s 1871 for those of you without your history books. This is a fairly evenly matched game, and the [...]

Tom Brady, I’m Just Saying…

So, I’ve said this repeatedly over the past few months to my husband that Tom Brady is the second most over-rated quarterback in the NFL…beat out only by that fat kid from Findlay, Ohio. Yeah, I said it. Chubby Ben and Tom Brady aren’t fantastical. Brett Farve, now THAT guy is magical like a unicorn. [...]