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Can someone explain to me what is going on in the NFL right now? The Bengals are 1-2, yet the Browns just beat the Ravens? The Bills AND the Falcons put up a win? However, Miami is still losing..Joey Porter is barking somewhere, I’m sure.
I’d like to point out that while Brett Farve was setting [...]

NFL Week 4: My Predictions

New York Jets vs. Buffalo Bills *AFC East Match-up*
After looking over their schedule, I think it’s entirely possible that it could be December before the Bills put up a W. I’m serious, they might be having the worst season ever. Each week they see more and more injuries, and with the temporary loss [...]

This Is Getting Out Of Hand

Sun delays, onion delays, watermelon delays and today, hot dog delays. I’m not joking, a hot dog delay. So there I am this morning, tooling down the highway, on my way to school and I come around a bend in the highway and all I see is breaklights and cars swerving every which way and [...]

GRIESE! GRIESE!

Dear Donovan McNabb,
Did you stop crying long enough to watch Dallas kick the Bears all over Soldier Field? I hope so.
Sincerely,
Football Fans of America
Here’s some announcer quotes from tonights game concerning another of Rex’s “quality” performances:
“We’ve seen good Rex, now we’re seeing bad Rex” - Al Michaels
“The booing would be a lot louder but half [...]

NFL Week 3: My Predictions

San Francisco 49’ers vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
I just want to take a moment to point out that the Steelers have the EASIEST schedule I’ve ever seen before going into their bye-week? The Browns, Bills, 49’ers and Seahawks? Someone is kidding right? While I will ABSOLUTELY cheer for the 49’ers this week (leaves less of [...]

No Depressing Upside

Wow, Miss Cleo says don’t call me now. It was a DISMAL week for my crystal ball, as I was only 3 for 16 in scores and 8 for 16r 16 in picking the game winners. What a terrible week in football. The Bengals, Giants, Seahawks and Saints all lost yet somehow the 49′ers and [...]

Chris Henry Might Be Innocent, Still Being Targeted

Apparently Florence police have found a stolen car in Chris Henry’s driveway. It was reported stolen from Hertz. Chris says his car was stolen in Louisiana (I’d expect nothing less from those Louisianan’s) and that he had rented a car through Hertz under the assumption that his insurance company would pay for it. However, neither [...]

HA! We Got You Good!

I knew the news would get better. Yesterday I turned on the tv at 11:00 a.m. to watch Cincinnati Police officers wandering around Interstate 71. There was a bank robbery in Evendale, right over by my local fabric retailer and the bank teller slipped a GPS device in with the money. So police shut down [...]

NFL Week 2: My Predictions

I’ve been challenged this week to make predictions about the actual score of the game and not just who will win. At first I was resistant to this, as it’s too much commitment for me. However, my inner Cleo took over and I’ve decided to take on the challenge.
Buffalo Bills vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
It breaks my [...]

NFL News..Because It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

I’m sure we’ve all heard the news about those low-down, dirty, no good, cheating New England Patriots. I think the real news is that Bill Belichick wore a real shirt in this past Sunday’s game rather than that ragged out, torn up sweatshirt he usually wears. I think this all further proves my statement that [...]