I saw a headline on the news a few weeks ago that said, “raccoon loose in man’s house”. First, that’s dumb and I can’t figure out what makes it news worthy. Second, there’s been about 10 raccoons in my parent’s house and we never made the news. You’re all laughing and you probably think [...]
Filed under: Childhood, Nonsense on June 30th, 2007 | No Comments »
Now for a story that really sucks. I was reminded of this during the maid of honor’s speech at a wedding where a rather incriminating story about me was brought up, involving me convincing the bride (as a young child) to stick her hand in a dogs mouth and promising it wouldn’t bite her (it [...]
Filed under: Childhood, Nonsense on June 17th, 2007 | No Comments »
I won’t lie, I’m not ashamed of this at all, I love me some celebrity gossip. That being said, it’s only appropriate that I sound off on all of this Paris Soap Opera. First Paris is apparently the new OJ and there’s a media circus all over Los Angeles. I’d like to first focus on [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Squawk Box on June 8th, 2007 | No Comments »
People cannot drive, under any circumstances in this town. We have rain delays, snow delays, sunshine delays and then today ONION DELAYS. Are you kidding? Yes, an onion truck overturned and then onions ended up all over the highway. My favorite part, these onions were on the NORTHbound highway, I was going SOUTHbound. So, rubberneckers [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Nonsense on June 6th, 2007 | No Comments »
