Choose Your Own = Nice

Let’s make no bones about this, I hate group work. In my previous academic life I was always paired with one of two anal retentive numpties. It made me want to lose an eye. In my latest group work endeavor we were told to pair up and choose a nursing theorist on which we were [...]

If Only People Could Drive and Read At the Same Time…

I’ll keep this brief because genius is brewing…
Artimis signs are GREAT in theory, horrible in practice. I love knowing that I’m 26-28 minutes away from the river during my morning commute, what I don’t love is being surrounded by a bunch of illiterate boobs who have to sound out the words. The sign reads as [...]

“I know a lot of back roads that got a dog fight if you want to go see it”

No Clinton Portis, I don’t want to see dog fights. Thanks for the invite, but I’m not into backwoods, inbred fun.
What I want to know is how this will effect Shannon Sharp’s “Michael Vick for President” campaign.

Gettin’ Crazy on the Grape

So a few weeks ago the news had some breaking news to share with us. Kids are using cold medicines to get high, or as a pharmacology professor I had referred to it, kids are “gettin’ crazy on the grape!”. This means kids are drinking Dimetap, for those of us who don’t get crazy on [...]

College: One More Way to Treat Adults Like Junior Highers

In the last 5 months I’ve gone from being a freshmen to a junior in college (again, woo! for accelerated programs) and the main thing I’ve learned has nothing to do with fecal matter or catheterizing your mom. That, by the way, is very anticlimactic. The main thing I’ve learned is that college is [...]

Criminals Get Dumb….and Dumber

So this week the news was purely for my amusement. Cincinnati was ranked among the top 10 most polluted cities in America. Who knew? I mean, that constant haze that surrounds this town on any day warmer than 65 degrees couldn’t POSSIBLY be a tell-tale sign. You can also blow dirty snot out of your [...]