America is getting mean, one city at a time. Two weeks ago, Las Vegas made it a crime to feed homeless people in parks. Orlando followed suit last week when city council passed their own ordinance making it illegal to feed the homeless in public parks. Apparently, feeding the homeless makes them stick around, and [...]
Filed under: News From All Over on July 30th, 2006 | No Comments »
I turned on the 11 o’clock news the other night just in time to hear this tasty treat; The Family Dollar store in Roselawn was robbed, suspect was a male seen wearing, and I quote, “a black hoodie and gold teeth”. I have several problems with this short story. First, if you’re an actual news [...]
Filed under: Cincinnati Police Department, Life in Cincinnati on July 28th, 2006 | No Comments »
Two blogs in one day?! Jigga YAY!
I have some fantastic news, a HERO of the week! That’s right, not a douche bag, but a hero. An 84 year old man in North Carolina used his cane to beat down a would-be mugger. Apparently, it all started when the worst mugger I’ve ever heard of pulled [...]
Filed under: News From All Over, Nonsense on July 28th, 2006 | No Comments »
I felt the need to better convey my point with some visuals.
There she is, The Party Wagon herself, in all of her poopy glory. For any of you who knew her, I don’t apologize. You loved her, don’t hate.
The pimped out dashboard, notice the hula doll and happy face between the vents. The hula doll [...]
Filed under: Childhood on July 27th, 2006 | No Comments »
During a night of reminiscing with old friends we landed on the ever fun topic of our first cars. There was a plethora of rust, non-operational windows (even the hand crank ones didn’t work!), bullet holes, and cars that should have reached terminal velocity at 45 m.p.h. because beyond that point the turbulence was almost [...]
Filed under: Childhood on July 23rd, 2006 | No Comments »
Only in Cincinnati (and probably Detroit) would a crime like this happen: Someone drove by the Mosque in Clifton, rolled down their car window (hand crank I sincerely hope!) and yelled, “Ya’ll gonna get bombed!”. If you are going to terrorize a group of Muslims, screaming that they’re “gonna get bombed” out of your car [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on July 20th, 2006 | No Comments »
As promised, here is the first installment in my series of things that make me rage. “Independent” married women. Why does this make me rage? Because I hate stupid, that’s why.
Marriage is defined as a unity and mutual action. On the other hand, independence is non-contingent on someone or something else and non-dependent upon another [...]
Filed under: Married Life, Squawk Box on July 14th, 2006 | No Comments »
It has come to my attention that some people take life too seriously. I mean, they actually get upset when they can’t control their job, or their friends, or their spouse had the nerve to do something without first being given approval. I mean, these people will even take their Myspace seriously. Um, it’s an [...]
Filed under: Nonsense, Squawk Box, Type-A on July 12th, 2006 | No Comments »
I’ve decided to start an actual series of blogs. If you can have a book series, you can have a blog series. I said it, therefore it is so. The title of this series will come as no surprise to some of you: Things That Make Me RAGE. This series will be on-going at my [...]
Filed under: General, Grumpy, Nonsense on July 11th, 2006 | No Comments »
Ok, I’m not really sure whether to award this kid douche bag of the week or not, but because it’s Friday and there might not be anything else lame to happen this week, let’s just give it out. Yeah, that’s me..always giving it out…you dirty fools.
Apparently some douche in Vermont got bored (no kidding, that’s [...]
Filed under: News From All Over on July 7th, 2006 | No Comments »
