First, a motorcyclist hit a deer in Batavia. While this is not funny in the least, what is hilarious is the shotty camera work. They actually show the dead deer lying in a bush. Is that the best you can do? I mean, the news station is located in Clifton, which is a good 40 [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on June 29th, 2006 | No Comments »
So, there is this new guy at work..or there was this new guy at work, at least, he won’t be there for long. I’ll spare you his name, but we’ll call him No-Condom Willy for the sake of argument. You’ll understand in a minute. Well, it’s Willy’s THIRD week. He already has 3 absences [...]
Filed under: Job, Nonsense on June 29th, 2006 | No Comments »
If you work around people long enough you will learn there are just some people who have totally missed the boat when it comes to saying anything intelligible. Let’s take Ozzy Osbourne for example, he’s British and I’m positive that he’s not speaking English. I don’t know what it is that he’s speaking, but it’s [...]
Filed under: Job, Nonsense on June 26th, 2006 | No Comments »
This is why high school kids get a bad reputation as workers. So I was on my way to get a newspaper (mini-Martha needs coupons you!) and Aaron politely requested a deep freeze from UDF (United Dairy Farmers for the less Cincy savvy).
UDF has 2 sizes for Deep Freeze’s: small (12 oz.) and regular (16 [...]
Filed under: Grumpy on June 25th, 2006 | No Comments »
I am dedicating this post to Kristen, because she might be the only person to understand it.
This is the saddest Meijer story of all time. I’m not kidding, it’s the saddest thing I’ve ever written. There were some joyous years at Meijer, and by joyous I mean there were lots of things to laugh about. [...]
Filed under: Job on June 24th, 2006 | No Comments »
Surprise, surprise, surprise: the population of Cincinnati is rapidly decreasing. It’s so bad that it’s shrinking faster than both Detroit (where crime pays) AND New Orleans. WHAT?! Cincinnati can shrink faster than a city that sank? That’s the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in a while.
As someone who recently ran for the suburban hills, let [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, Squawk Box on June 23rd, 2006 | No Comments »
So, the city of Pittsburgh is full of morons. First, it brought us Prof. Massey..and well, if you were in my sociology class you’d understand. The woman told us that male lions are lazy all they do is lay around and lick themselves, while the females run around and hunt for food and go “ROAR!” [...]
Filed under: Sports on June 22nd, 2006 | 1 Comment »
From all the crap in current world news I keep reading about this story: 16 year old girl runs away from home in Michigan to attempt to marry a 20 year old man in Jordan that she met on Myspace.
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Filed under: News From All Over, Nonsense, Squawk Box on June 21st, 2006 | No Comments »
So, my mom works downtown. She’s worked downtown multiple times now and she always comes up with the greatest panhandling stories ever. So this story is via my mom:
When she worked downtown several years ago at some random bank (she’s made the rounds..I don’t remember which one she worked for at this time, and it [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on June 20th, 2006 | No Comments »
If your head is completely lopsided there is an excellent chance that CPD wants YOU! in jail. This lopsided robber attacked a woman in her BMW on West Seventh St. Hmm, there’s a lesson to be learned here. West Seventh = OTR, so don’t give crackheads the impression that you have money and certainly don’t [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, News From All Over, Nonsense on June 16th, 2006 | No Comments »
