ANNNND I’m BACK! (Love it!)

I like when fugitives from other states come to hang out in our ghettos. What a better place for a fugitive to hang out than a crime-ridden, drug infested neighborhood? A man wanted for trying to kill a police officer in Arkansas was found during a drug investigation in the West End. WHAT?! People sell [...]

Old People and Near Death Experiences

So, remember when I made fun of hill hopping teenagers? Well, it’s my moment of truth, the REAL reason I was never one of those kids. The reason is, when my brother was 16 and I was 12, he nearly killed us being one of those kids..it was a Dukes of Hazzard moment. You se,e [...]

Why I Moved: Pt. 2 - Gun Fights

So what kind of person starts a gun fight on the interstate? An IGNORANT person, that’s who. Don’t we encounter this same potential for violence every time a rapper comes to town? As I recall, the first time 50 Cent performed here the whole town was up in arms over the potential for gun violence. [...]

Lawn Mowers, Credit Cards and Crotchety Old Men

So Aaron needed a lawn mower, so we made a trip to the Sears Appliance store near our house. My hero of the day showed himself in a light beam of grumpiness, and this is how it went down:
Young Kid: “So, this lady bought a refrigerator and had it delivered. When it was delivered she [...]

Immigrants Boycott…….I use MY First Amendmant rights

Hmm, so illegal aliens are using MY constitutional right to assemble and boycott work and shopping. Guess what spics? You’re ALL FIRED! My favorite part: Benita Olmedo pulled her two children from a San Diego school today to march, she came here in 1986 illegally and she wants her kids to know shes [...]