Countdown to Caelan Begins

I will be an aunt again no later than Thursday. My brother called and the doctor says he will induce my sister in law on Thursday, which I think means Caelan will be here Wednesday. Haley decided to appear the day before her induction date, so we shall see.
So, this douche bag in Maryland rode [...]

Cincinnati is going CRAZY!

It’s been a CRAZY week in Cincinnati. Big week for dead people as well. A car, complete with dead body (yes, like an accessory. Barbie’s Ferrari didn’t come with Barbie…) was found in the river. THEN a dead man’s remains were found in some woods in Kentucky. This man may have been there for several [...]

Professional Athletes Irritate Me…

It’s getting to be baseball season, so it’s time for some good baseball news dontcha think? And by good baseball news I mean Red’s catcher Jason LaRue (who is so spectacular he gets boo-ed everytime I’m at a game) is getting paid millions to sit around for the next two weeks. Which means he gets [...]

Bones to Pick

So, I have a new bone to pick, this time it’s with “homeless” people. I’m not talking about the trolls who live in lawn chairs under the bridges along I-75, I’m referring to the people who stand on corners, in front of stadiums, and off interstate exits with signs saying things like “HOMELESS anything will [...]

It’s a Hullabaloo!

DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK! I know you all sit and wait for this award. I’m glad to hear that stupidity exists elsewhere besides Cincinnati. In case you all couldn’t tell yet, I”m not really a fan of child molesters or rapists, as if that needs to be said. Like child molesters have fans…but anyways. [...]

Can I Get a Monkey to Potty Train My Baby??

Yes THAT’S my new question. The other morning I was up way to early and was watching the early morning news. You know those local news shows in the mornings, all they show is the overnight murders and a whole lot of irrelevant news. So anyways, they are talking about this upcoming news story and [...]

Turn Signal? What’s That?!

Aaron blogged about this and I’m going to sound off as well. 57% of American drivers don’t use their turn signals when changing lanes, and I LOVE the excuses they use:
42% claim they don’t have time. Don’t have time?! What the funk is going on that you don’t have time to bump a switch? This [...]

Bowling

So, bowling is the new pink. No Joke. So, we go bowling every Sunday, because it’s cheap fun…..and better than hookers, with slightly less chance of picking up a disease. So anyways..we bowl.
So, tonight we are bowling and this group of annoying girls and one boy come over and start bowling on the lane next [...]

Why I’m Moving: Vol. 1

So yeah, we’re moving. Not because my street is inhabited by 93% black people, not because the S.W.A.T. team likes to play across the street, not because of that guy who got shot in a crack fight and then got run over by a car, not because we got robbed..but because ALL of these things. [...]

Live Vicariously, Become a Douche Bag

It’s been a while friends and I feel I owe you a little posty post. OH SNAP BATESVILLE! It seems like your Advanced Auto Parts store got robbed. Now, these criminals aren’t very smart. Because they are black (this is NOT what makes them not smart..follow along kiddies) and they went to Batesville. When I [...]