Thanks to the weather, I’ve had nosebleeds pretty consistently the last few days. It’s getting really old, that constant taste of blood in my mouth. So, let’s talk about stuff..
So there was a shooting in East Price Hill last night. A resident of some apartment complex flagged down a police officer at 1:30 in the [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, News From All Over, Vacation on February 23rd, 2006 | No Comments »
So, I live in the ghetto. I mean it, I absolutely live in the ghetto. Previously my attitude had been, “I’m not a target for angry black angst because I am white and don’t smoke crack, therefore since I don’t owe them any drug money they will probably leave me alone.” I just want everyone [...]
Filed under: Cincinnati Police Department, Life in Cincinnati, Moving on February 22nd, 2006 | 1 Comment »
So, Aaron and I were watching the Olympics. They intermittently will do these spotlights on the athletes, which is just an annoying way to ensure they fill their 3 hours of time. So this kid is like 18, and he’s all blah blah, I say things that the more republican people don’t like, and people [...]
Filed under: Sports on February 15th, 2006 | No Comments »
Here’s a real blog…enjoy it. Everyone calm down, Kanye West is NOT freaking out about not winning all 8 grammy’s he was nominated for, because he has justified his losing. He justified losing Album of the Year citing “vote splittingâ€??. He seems to think that he had to split votes with Mariah Carey among the [...]
Filed under: News From All Over, Nonsense on February 11th, 2006 | No Comments »
Ok, I’ll start with the scariest news first. In the world of fashion, leggings are making a comeback. I’ll refrain from the L.L. Cool J reference here and insert a horrified scream instead. Thanks to twigs like Lindsay, Mary-Kate and that Nicole Richie character leggings are apparently set to be all the rage. What I [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati, News From All Over, Nonsense on February 6th, 2006 | No Comments »
Celebrities say some really dumb things and making fun of celebrities is much more entertaining than making fun of normal people. So here goes:
“I don’t want my nipples looking for coins on the street” - Sharon Osbourne
I can only assume she’s excusing her boob job, boob lift..whatever. Statements like this explain why she is [...]
Filed under: Nonsense on February 3rd, 2006 | No Comments »
Sadly, I started this blog last week, but due to my A.D.D. I lost interest before I finished it, so here it is, some outdated news.
How many Oxford Townies does it take to call in the FBI? 3, one to drive the rusted out Chrysler van, one to attract the oblivious, collar popping Miami student [...]
Filed under: Life in Cincinnati on February 2nd, 2006 | No Comments »
Ok, so I’m sick and tired of all this James Frey Million Little Pieces/Oprah feels duped drama. I feel the time has come for me to chime in, and then put it to rest.
First, on Oprah. Look lady, you are not Jesus! Does she know this? Because I don’t think she does. If so much [...]
Filed under: Book Snob, Squawk Box on February 1st, 2006 | No Comments »
Shoes? Ok, so my mom didn’t throw shoes, but only because they weren’t in arms reach. She’s short though, so there’s not much that IS in arms reach, but if it was, she’d throw it FO SHO!So my room was always messy when I was little. Now my house is messy because I have more [...]
Filed under: Childhood, Family on February 1st, 2006 | No Comments »
