Not Normally a Fan

Ok, so I’m not a huge fan of Dr. Phil. He occasionally fills my sleepy afternoon time with his mindless dribble, but only because the remote is too far away and Daisy hasn’t quite learned the fetch command. However, today’s episode made me smile deep inside. Dr. Phil echoed my own thoughts, and while this [...]

Scott-isms

When all else in my life fails, I can count on my brother to put everything into perspective for me. As a child he got me many spanking by telling me “go ahead Nik, mom and dad won’t care, just do it” or his old stand by “try it, you’ll like it” Come to think [...]

the bookbag…

Right before I started Kindergarten mom took Scott & I to Sears, there was a sale on bookbags apparently, because Scott and I both got 2. Mom has always lived by the belief that you buy things when they are cheap so you don’t have to spend the extra money later on when you need [...]

Kathy Hilton…put your bra on!!

So, I play rec. volleyball and each week the winning team gets some sort of coupon for a free pitcher of beer at this bar, Mulligans. I don’t go for 2 reasons: a) being a non-drinker, there has to be a promise for good book fodder to get me to hang out at a bar [...]

Contrary to popular belief….

It seems like when I think things are going to be routine and boring, something stupid happens and irritates me. Once, during a routine advising session (required for registration at MSJ..stupid, I know) my adviser breaks into this little ditty: “So, are you taking care of yourself?” and I’m confused. I simply said “Uh, yeah” [...]

I don’t get it, I’m just not cool

I do not understand this trend of pre-distressed jeans. Being a person who: a) doesn’t grow (upwards or outwards), b) has no money & c) is not cool, I am NOT going to pay for jeans that someone (probably an 8 year old working for quarters) has torn up. Excuse me Juan Diaz, go back [...]

Hey Covington, Put Your Shirt On!

A former jailer gets only 7 years in prison for raping children??? He cops a plea and gets only 7 years. You see, this is what’s wrong with the justice system, if he had accidentally killed someone in a car wreck (not even a drunken wreck) he’d get a longer prison sentence.
Then, talk about [...]

Book Update

The book has been started….like, i’m really doing this. I’ve decided that even if I’m not good at anything else, I will get my thoughts out and be happy. Maybe I can turn my hobby into something after all…stay tuned

Do I Look Like a Pirate to You?

Welcome to the winter of my discontent……
(and if you can’t heart this movie, you should be reading more angry girl books and defining irony)
A white man was pushed out of a window in OTR. Of course his photo was shown on the news, and of course it was a mugshot. The question as to why [...]

Shoes….bodonkadonk

yes, this is an honest posting about shoes. what is this trend with boots? who wants furry boots…with pants tucked into them?! personally, i am not a fan of boots of any kind. I don’t like shoes that come above my ankles. However, if your pants are tucked into your boots..you look dumb..jessica simpson.
also, wearing [...]